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capri man
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> > > A cowboy walks into a bar in Texas, orders three mugs of Beer and sits
> >in
> > > the back room, drinking a sip out of each one in turn. When he
> >finishes
> > > them, he comes back to the bar and orders three more.
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > > The bartender approaches and tells the cowboy, "You know, a mug goes
> >flat
> > > after I draw it. It would taste better if you bought one at a time."
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > > The cowboy replies, "Well, you see, I have two brothers. One is in
> > > Australia, the other is in Dublin, and I'm in Texas. When we all left
> >home,
> > > we promised that we'd drink this way to remember the days we drank
> >together.
> > > So I drink one for each of my brothers and one for myself."
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > > The bartender admits that this is a nice custom, and leaves it there.
> >The
> > > cowboy becomes a regular in the bar, and always drinks the same way.
> >He
> > > orders three mugs and drinks them in turn.
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > > One day, he comes in and orders only two mugs. All the regulars take
> >notice
> > > and fall silent. When he comes back to the bar for the second round,
> >the
> > > bartender
> > >
> > > says, "I don't want to intrude on your grief, but I wanted to offer my
> > > condolences on your loss."
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > > The cowboy looks quite puzzled for a moment, then a light dawns and he
> > > laughs. "Oh, no, everybody's just fine," he explains. "It's just that
> >my
> > >
> > > wife and I joined the Baptist Church in Longview and I had to quit
> >drinking
> > > ....... Hasn't affected my brothers though!
> > >

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mike r
racing is real
everything else is just a game.
81 capri-302-7.33 @92mph 1/8
1.54 60 ft.

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capri man
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Posts: 6495
From: doerun, ga.
Registered: Nov 2000

posted 08-11-2004 08:07 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for capri man   Click Here to Email capri man     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
by the way, this is a joke!!!!! dont take it serious!!

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mike r
racing is real
everything else is just a game.
81 capri-302-7.33 @92mph 1/8
1.54 60 ft.

http://www.angelfire.com/ny5/billswebsite/pg06.html

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