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capri man

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From: doerun, ga.
Registered: Nov 2000

posted 08-09-2004 12:03 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for capri man   Click Here to Email capri man     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
A man and woman
were having dinner in a fine restaurant. Their
waitress, taking another order at a table a few
steps away, suddenly noticed that the man was slowly
sliding down his chair and under the table, but the
woman acted unconcerned.

The waitress watched as the man slid all the way
down his chair and out of sight under the table.
Still, the woman dining across from him appeared
calm and unruffled, apparently unaware that her
dining companion had disappeared.

After the waitress finished taking the order, she
came over to the table and said to the woman,
"Pardon me, ma'am, but I think your husband just
slid under the table."

The woman calmly looked up at her and said, "No he
didn't. He just walked in the door."

mike r
racing is real
everything else is just a game.
81 capri-302-7.33 @92mph 1/8
1.54 60 ft.

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