The waitress watched as the man slid all the way
down his chair and out of sight under the table.
Still, the woman dining across from him appeared
calm and unruffled, apparently unaware that her
dining companion had disappeared.

After the waitress finished taking the order, she
came over to the table and said to the woman,
"Pardon me, ma'am, but I think your husband just
slid under the table."

The woman calmly looked up at her and said, "No he
didn't. He just walked in the door."

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mike r
racing is real
everything else is just a game.
81 capri-302-7.33 @92mph 1/8
1.54 60 ft.