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grourown420
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posted 08-06-2004 01:07 AM

There was this actor, and he was getting along in his years. So, in good gesture, the Director gave him one last role. Simple, the guy comes out in the opening, smells a rose, and says: Ah, the sweet aroma of my love.
Well, the actor is practicing his lines all day. Up goes the curtain, the man says his line, and the audience busts out laughing. The Director jumps up and starts yelling, You have ruined me.
The actor asks, did I forget my line?
No says the director, Your pants.
William
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