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From: Buckroe Beach ,Hampton,Va.
Registered: Jun 2004

posted 08-01-2004 05:13 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for stang68   Click Here to Email stang68     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote

There was a farmer that couldnt get his hens to lay eggs no matter what he he went to town to look for a rooster that would motivate his hens to lay eggs..he saw a sign that said brewster the rooster for sale..he went in the store and talked to the owner ..the owner told the farmer that old brewster will get them hens to start laying eggs..laffing..
so the farmer took old brewster home and put him out and brewster immediatly starting banging them hens..the farmer told brewster to slow down he would have a heart attack if he didnt..the farmer said to himself i will have a mess of eggs in the morning he went in for the night..
he got up the next morning went to the henhouse and all the hens were layed out too tired to have layed any eggs..the cow horse and pigs are backed up against the barn and there s old brewster layed out in the middle of the yard feet up with a vulture circling over head.. the farmer walked up to brewster and said i told u to slow down now your dead from a heart attack.
brewster said shut up im trying to get that vulture to land..

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posted 08-01-2004 07:42 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for mellowyellow     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Brewster the Goebel(sp)Rooster. Gobel's was a beer from way back.

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