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capri man
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From: doerun, ga.
Registered: Nov 2000

posted 07-24-2004 03:14 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for capri man   Click Here to Email capri man     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
A man is waiting for his wife to give birth. The doctor comes in and
informs the dad that his son was born without torso, arms or legs.
The son is just a head! But the dad loves his son and raises him as well
as he can, with love and compassion
After 21 years, the son is now old enough for his first drink. Dad
takes him to the bar, tearfully tells the son he is proud of him and
orders up the biggest, strongest drink for his boy. With all the bar
patrons looking on curiously and the bartender shaking his head in
disbelief, the boy takes his first sip of alcohol.
Swoooop! A torso pops out!
The bar is dead silent; then bursts into a whoop of joy. The father,
shocked, begs his son to drink again. The patrons chant "Take
another drink"! The bartender still shakes his head in dismay.
Swoooop! Two arms pops out.
The bar goes wild. The father, crying and wailing, begs his son on
to drink again. The patrons chant "Take another drink"! The bartender
ignores the whole affair. By now the boy is getting tipsy, and with
his new hands he reaches down, grabs his drink and guzzles the last
of it.
Swoooop! Two legs pop out.
The bar is in chaos. The father falls to his knees and tearfully
thanks God. The boy stands up on his new legs and stumbles to the
left...then to the right.... right through the front door, into the
street, where a truck runs over him and kills him instantly.
The bar falls silent. The father moans in grief. The bartender sighs
and says...
(wait for it)
it's coming)
(Ya ready?)
(don't hate me) (take a deep breath)
"He should have quit while he was a head

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mike r
racing is real
everything else is just a game.
81 capri-302-7.33 @92mph 1/8
1.54 60 ft.

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Mooney
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Posts: 1600
From: Marietta, Ga
Registered: Oct 2003

posted 07-25-2004 12:48 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Mooney   Click Here to Email Mooney     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Oh geez...

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CalSpecMustang
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Posts: 185
From: kansas
Registered: Oct 2003

posted 07-25-2004 01:05 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for CalSpecMustang   Click Here to Email CalSpecMustang     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
ba dum bum.

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