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mustangmach
Journeyman

Posts: 61
From: Clinton,OK,USA
Registered: Nov 2003

posted 07-23-2004 11:44 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for mustangmach   Click Here to Email mustangmach     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
WOMEN DRIVERS


This morning on the Interstate, I looked over to my left and there was a

woman

in a brand new Cadillac doing 65 mph with her face up next to her rear view mirror putting on her eyeliner. I looked away for a couple seconds and when I looked back she was halfway over in my lane, still working on that makeup.

As a man, I don't scare easily. But she scared me so much;
I dropped my electric shaver, which knocked the donut out of my other hand. In all the confusion of trying to straighten out the car using my knees against the steering wheel, it knocked my cell phone away from my ear which fell into the coffee between my legs, splashed, and burned Big Jim and theTwins, ruined the damn phone, soaked my trousers,
and disconnected an important call.
Damn women drivers !

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ddenton749
Gearhead

Posts: 377
From: Kennett Square, PA, USA
Registered: Apr 2004

posted 07-23-2004 12:09 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for ddenton749   Click Here to Email ddenton749     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Women drivers......no survivors

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Mooney
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Posts: 1600
From: Marietta, Ga
Registered: Oct 2003

posted 07-23-2004 12:59 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Mooney   Click Here to Email Mooney     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
LOL that was funny.

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SteveLaRiviere
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From: Saco, Maine
Registered: May 99

posted 07-24-2004 09:34 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for SteveLaRiviere   Click Here to Email SteveLaRiviere     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
I keep telling my wife I'm going to have a bumper sticker made saying "CAUTION! WOMAN DRIVER!"

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