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capri man
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posted 07-19-2004 03:56 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for capri man   Click Here to Email capri man     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote

* The rehearsal dinner is held at Hooters.

* Instead of "friends of the bride or friends of the groom?", ushers ask
"Ford or Chevy?"

* Bridesmaids wear pink tube tops and the groomsmen wear Travis Tritt
t-shirts.

* Phrase "I Do" is replaced by "I Heard That!"

* Tender rendition of "The Wedding Song" is replaced by "Rocky Top" and
performed by Boxcar Willie.

* When the minister asks, "Who Giveth This Woman To Be Married..." some
guy in the back stands up and hollers "Earnhardt!"

* Reception conversation includes the phrase, "Been to Dollywood lately,
Earl?"

* Snack trays and beverages at reception include vienna sausages
(smoked, of course), nacho cheese Doritos and grandma's own moonshine.

* Plans for the Honeymoon evening include tickets to the Monster Truck
Show.

* The sign in front of the church reads: No Shirt...No Shoes...No
Problem!


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everything else is just a game.
81 capri-302-7.33 @92mph 1/8
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http://www.angelfire.com/ny5/billswebsite/pg06.html

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Mooney
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posted 07-19-2004 05:02 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Mooney   Click Here to Email Mooney     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
LOL sounds like a wonderful gettagether!

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72convertible
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posted 07-20-2004 09:06 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for 72convertible   Click Here to Email 72convertible     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Thats funny stuff...

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capri man
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posted 07-20-2004 09:11 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for capri man   Click Here to Email capri man     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
funny my azz!!! its true!! i wrote it after going to billy mac's wedding!!

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mike r
racing is real
everything else is just a game.
81 capri-302-7.33 @92mph 1/8
1.54 60 ft.

http://www.angelfire.com/ny5/billswebsite/pg06.html

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stang68
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posted 07-20-2004 02:35 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for stang68   Click Here to Email stang68     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
hahaha that is so true!!!!

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