capri man
Gearhead Posts: 6495
From: doerun, ga.
Registered: Nov 2000
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posted 07-07-2004 09:31 AM
   
> > > > Marital Bliss
> > > > A newlywed couple had only been married for two weeks.
> > > > The husband, although very much in love, couldn't wait to go out on
> > > > the town and party with his old buddies.
> > > > So, he said to his new wife, "Honey, I'll be right back."
> > > > "Where are you going, coochy cooh?" asked the wife.
> > > >
> > > > "I'm going to the bar, pretty face. I'm going to have a beer."
> > > > The wife said, "You want a beer, my love?" She opened the door to
the
> > > > refrigerator and showed him 25 different kinds of beer, brands from
12
> > > > different countries: Germany, Holland, Japan, India, etc.
> > > > The husband didn't know what to do, and the only thing that he
could
> > > > think of saying was, "Yes, lolly pop...but at the bar...you
> > > > know...they have frozen glasses..." He didn't get to finish the
> > sentence,
> > > > because the wife interrupted him
> > > > by saying, "You want a frozen glass, puppy face?" She took a huge
> beer
> > > > mug out of the freezer, so frozen that she was getting chills just
> > > holding
> > > > it.
> > > > The husband, looking a bit pale, said, "Yes, tootsie roll, but at
the
> > > > bar they have those hors d'oeuvres that are really delicious... I
> > > > won't be long, I'll be right back. I promise. OK?"
> > > > "You want hors d'oeuvres, poochi pooh?" She opened the oven and
took
> > > > out 5 dishes of different hors d'oeuvres: chicken wings, pigs in
> > > > blankets, mushroom caps, pork strips, etc.
> > > > "But my sweet honey... at the bar... you know...there's swearing,
> > > > dirty words and all that..."
> > > > "You want dirty words, cutie pie?...
> > > > "LISTEN UP, DICKHEAD! DRINK YOUR F...... BEER IN YOUR GODDAMN
FROZEN
> > MUG
> > > > AND EAT YOUR MOTHERF...... SNACKS, BECAUSE YOU ARE MARRIED NOW, AND
> YOU
> > > > AREN'T GOING ANYWHERE! GOT IT, *******?"
> > > > ..and, they lived happily ever after. Isn't that a sweet story?
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mike r
racing is real
everything else is just a game.
81 capri-302-7.33 @92mph 1/8
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