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SteveLaRiviere
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posted 07-05-2004 05:30 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for SteveLaRiviere   Click Here to Email SteveLaRiviere     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
As the airliner pushed back from the gate, the flight attendant gave the passengers the usual information regarding seat belts, etc. Finally, she said, "Now sit back and enjoy your trip while your
captain, Judith Campbell, and crew take you safely to your destination."
Joe sitting in the eighth row thought to himself, "Did I hear her right? Is the captain a woman?"
When the attendants came by with the drink cart, he said, "Did I understand you right? Is the captain a woman?"
"Yes," said the attendant, "In fact, this entire crew is female."
"My God," said Joe, "I'd better have two scotch and sodas. I don't know what to think of all those women up there in the cockpit."
"That's another thing sir," said the attendant, "We no longer call it the cock pit. Now it's the box office."


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Billy Mac
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posted 07-05-2004 11:45 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Billy Mac   Click Here to Email Billy Mac     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
LMSAO!!!!!!!!

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mellowyellow
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posted 07-06-2004 09:47 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for mellowyellow     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Now THAT is funny. Have a lady in mind to receive this in her e-mail. She'll no doubt LOVE that new pic on top. That'll 'NIP' your attention! LOL!

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