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Topic: The Real Man Test
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capri man
Gearhead Posts: 5526
From: doerun, ga.
Registered: Nov 2000
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posted 06-18-2004 12:31 PM
   
> { Note: All "real men" answer "C" to all of these questions. In
> understanding this and carefully reviewing the "C" answer, women will come
> far in understanding men and enriching their own lives. }
>
>
>
> The Real Man Test :
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>
>
> 1. Alien beings from a highly advanced society visit the Earth, and you
> are the first human they encounter. As a token of intergalactic
> friendship, they present you with a small but incredibly sophisticated
> device that is capable of curing all disease, providing an infinite supply
> of clean energy, wiping out hunger and poverty, and permanently
> eliminating oppression and violence all over the entire Earth. You decide
> to:
>
> A. Present it to the President of the United States.
>
> B. Present it to the Secretary General of the United Nations.
>
> C. Take it apart.
>
>
>
> 2. As you grow older, what lost quality of your youthful life do you miss
> the most?
>
> A. Innocence.
>
> B. Idealism.
>
> C. Cherry bombs.
>
>
>
> 3. When is it okay to kiss another male?
>
> A. When you wish to display simple and pure affection without regard
> for narrow-minded social conventions.
>
> B. When he is the Pope. (Not on the lips.)
>
> C. When he is your brother and you are Al Pacino and this is the
> only really sportsman-like way to let him know that, for business
> reasons, you have to have him killed.
>
>
>
> 4. In your opinion, the ideal pet is:
>
> A. A cat.
>
> B. A dog.
>
> C. A dog that eats cats.
>
>
>
> 5. You have been seeing a woman for several years. She's attractive and
> intelligent, and you always enjoy being with her. One leisurely Sunday
> afternoon the two of you are taking it easy. You're watching a football
> game; she's reading the newspaper when she suddenly, out of the clear blue
> sky, tells you that she thinks she really loves you, but, she can no
> longer bear the uncertainty of not knowing where your relationship is
> going. She says she's not asking whether you want to get married; only
> whether you believe that you have some kind of future together. What do
> you say?
>
> A. That you sincerely believe the two of you do have a future, but
> you don't want to rush it.
>
> B. That although you also have strong feelings for her, you can not
> honestly say that you'll be ready anytime soon to make a lasting
> commitment, and you don't want to hurt her by holding out false hope.
>
> C. That you cannot believe the Broncos called a draw play on third
> and seventeen.
>
>
>
> 6. Okay, so you have decided that you truly love a woman and you want to
> spend the rest of your life with her, sharing the joys and the sorrows the
> world has to offer, come what may. How do you tell her?
>
> A. You take her to a nice restaurant and tell her after dinner.
>
> B. You take her for a walk on a moonlit beach, and you say her name,
> and when she turns to you, with the sea breeze blowing through her hair
> and the stars in her eyes, you tell her.
>
> C. Tell her what?
>
>
>
> 7. One weekday morning your wife wakes up feeling ill and asks you to get
> your three children ready for school. Your first question to her is:
>
> A. "Do they need to eat or anything?"
>
> B. "They're enrolled in school already?"
>
> C. "There are three of them, right?"
>
>
>
> 8. When is it okay to throw away a set of veteran underwear?
>
> A. When it has turned the color of a dead whale and developed new
> holes so large that you're not sure which ones were originally intended
> for your legs.
>
> B. When it is down to eight loosely connected underwear molecules
> and has to be handled with tweezers.
>
> C. It is never okay to throw away veteran underwear. A real guy
> checks the garbage regularly in case somebody (and we are not naming
> names, but this would be the wife) is quietly trying to discard his
> underwear (which she is frankly jealous of because the guy seems to have a
> more intimate relationship with it than with her).
>
>
>
> 9. What, in your opinion, is the most reasonable explanation for the fact
> that Moses led the Israelites all over the place for forty years before
> they finally got to the Promised Land?
>
> A. He was being tested.
>
> B. He wanted them to really appreciate the Promised Land when they
> finally got there.
>
> C. He refused to ask for directions.
>
>
>
> 10. What is the human race's single greatest achievement?
>
> A. Democracy.
>
> B. Religion.
>
> C. Remote control.
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mike r
racing is real
everything else is just a game.
81 capri-302-7.33 @92mph 1/8
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Mooney
Gearhead Posts: 1215
From: Marietta, Ga
Registered: Oct 2003
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posted 06-19-2004 06:12 PM
LOL. Just think we can tack on crotchless underwear to another of mans great inventions!
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grourown420
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posted 06-29-2004 12:37 AM
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I'm running with what I got till I break it, then I'll ask lots of questions.
68 Coupe #162531
Stock 289 2bbl with Thorley's
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225/60 Eagle GT II's on 15" ASTRO's
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