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adragon8u
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posted 11-29-2003 10:17 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for adragon8u   Click Here to Email adragon8u     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
The Sheriff of a small town went into the barber for a haircut.
when he was done he asked the barber "how much Do I owe you?"
the barber says "nothing, it's my contribution to the police force"
the next morning when he goes to open his shop he finds an envelope with 2 tickets to the policemans ball.
that same day, a preist comes in for a haircut and when he's done, he asks"how much do I owe you?
The barber says "nothing, it's my contribution to the church"
the next morning there is a bible at his door when he opens up.
That day, a politition gets his hair done and when finished asked "how much do I owe you?"
the barber says"nothing, it's my contribution to the government"
the next morning there was a line of polititions at his business door.

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SteveLaRiviere
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posted 11-29-2003 04:52 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for SteveLaRiviere   Click Here to Email SteveLaRiviere     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote

Another barber/stylist joke.

A little girl was eating a cookie while getting her hair cut and the stylist said "Do you know you're getting hair on your cookie?"

"Oh yes!" she said "and my boobies are getting big, too!"

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adragon8u
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posted 11-29-2003 05:01 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for adragon8u   Click Here to Email adragon8u     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
LMAO

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