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Topic: the Barber
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adragon8u
Gearhead Posts: 2043
From: Oceano, Ca.
Registered: Mar 2003
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posted 11-29-2003 10:17 AM
   
The Sheriff of a small town went into the barber for a haircut.
when he was done he asked the barber "how much Do I owe you?"
the barber says "nothing, it's my contribution to the police force"
the next morning when he goes to open his shop he finds an envelope with 2 tickets to the policemans ball.
that same day, a preist comes in for a haircut and when he's done, he asks"how much do I owe you?
The barber says "nothing, it's my contribution to the church"
the next morning there is a bible at his door when he opens up.
That day, a politition gets his hair done and when finished asked "how much do I owe you?"
the barber says"nothing, it's my contribution to the government"
the next morning there was a line of polititions at his business door.------------------
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SteveLaRiviere
Administrator Posts: 36138
From: Saco, Maine
Registered: May 99
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posted 11-29-2003 04:52 PM
 Another barber/stylist joke. A little girl was eating a cookie while getting her hair cut and the stylist said "Do you know you're getting hair on your cookie?" "Oh yes!" she said "and my boobies are getting big, too!" ------------------
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adragon8u
Gearhead Posts: 2043
From: Oceano, Ca.
Registered: Mar 2003
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posted 11-29-2003 05:01 PM
LMAO ------------------
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