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SteveLaRiviere
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posted 11-19-2003 09:10 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for SteveLaRiviere   Click Here to Email SteveLaRiviere     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
A guy is dating three women and can't decide which one to marry. He gives each $1,000 to see how well they can manage money. The first one spends $800 and puts $200 in the bank. The second one spends $200 and puts $800 in the bank. The third one puts the whole $1,000 in the bank. Which one does he end up marrying? The one with the biggest boobs.

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N266fords
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posted 11-20-2003 01:47 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for N266fords   Click Here to Email N266fords     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
lol steve Bruce.
I like my coffee like my woman ( with big tits ). Bruce

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SteveLaRiviere
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posted 11-20-2003 06:38 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for SteveLaRiviere   Click Here to Email SteveLaRiviere     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Q. Why do wives fake orgasms.

A. Because they think we care.

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Fastymz
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posted 11-20-2003 06:40 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Fastymz   Click Here to Email Fastymz     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
quote:
Originally posted by SteveLaRiviere:
Q. Why do wives fake orgasms.

A. Because they think we care.



LOL

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Fastymz
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posted 11-20-2003 06:42 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Fastymz   Click Here to Email Fastymz     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Why do 70 % husbands die early then their wifes. Because they want too.

Sorry it's an old joke, that my grandpa told me years ago. I still love it.

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