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From: Paradise, ca. USA
Registered: Jul 2003

posted 11-15-2003 05:55 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Bakken101   Click Here to Email Bakken101     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote

From: Bin Laden, Osama [maimailto:[email protected]]
Sent: Monday, November 19, 2001 8:17AM
To: Cavemates
Subject: The Cave

Hi guys. We・ve all been putting in long hours but we・ve really come together as a group and I love that. Big thanks to Omar for putting up the poster that says ・There is no I in team・ as well as the one that says ・Hang In There, Baby.・ That cat is hilarious. However, while we are fighting a jihad, we cant forget to take care of the cave. And frankly I have a few concerns.

First of all, while its good to be concerned about cruise missiles, we should be even more concerned about the scorpions in our cave. Hey, you don・t want to be stung and neither do I, so we need to sweep the cave daily. I・ve posted a signup sheet near the main cave opening.

Second, its not often I make a video address but when I do, I・m trying to scare the most powerful country on earth, okay? That means that while we・re taping, please do not ride your razor scooter in the background. Just while we・re taping. Thanks.

Third point, and this is a touchy one. As you know, by edict, we・re not supposed to shave our beards. But I need everyone to just think hygiene, especially after mealtime. We・re all in this together.

Fourth: food. I bought a box of Cheez-Its recently, clearly wrote ・Osama・ on the front, and put it on the top shelf. Today, my Cheez-Its were gone. Consideration. That・s all I・m saying.

Finally, we・ve heard that there may be American soldiers in disguise trying to infiltrate our ranks. I want to set up patrols to look for them. First patrol will be Omar, Muhammad, Abdul, Akbar, and Richard.

Love you lots.


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posted 11-15-2003 01:40 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for 70boss302   Click Here to Email 70boss302     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Now thats funny. Do you know Richard? LOL!!

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