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johnmustang
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From: Vancouver Island , British Columbia , Canada
Registered: Nov 2001

posted 09-27-2003 11:34 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for johnmustang   Click Here to Email johnmustang     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
A salesman went to a circus and found a tent marked "Don't Miss the
>Amazing Texan". Curious, he buys a ticket.
>
>The tent goes dark. Suddenly, trumpets blare and all eyes turn to the
>center ring. There, spot-lit in the center ring is a table with three
>walnuts on it.
>
>Standing next to it is an old retired cowboy. Suddenly, the old cowboy
>unzips his pants, whips out a huge penis and smashes all three walnuts
>with three mighty swings! The crowd erupts in applause as the elderly
>Texan is carried off on the shoulders of the crowd.
>
>Ten years later, the salesman visits the same little town and sees a
>faded sign for the same circus and the same "Don't Miss the Amazing
>Texan". He can't believe the old guy is still alive, much less still
>doing his act!
>
>So he buys a ticket.
>
>Again, the center ring is illuminated. This time instead of walnuts,
>three coconuts are placed on the table. The Texan stands before them,
>then suddenly unzips his fly and smashes the coconuts with three swings
>of his amazing member. The crowd goes wild!
>
>Flabbergasted, the salesman meets with the old cowboy after the show.
>
>"You're incredible" he tells the Texan. "But I have to know something.
>Why switch from walnuts to coconuts?"
>
>"Well," says the Texan, "My eyes aren't what they used to be."


JOHN

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