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Topic: the priests chickens
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capri man
Gearhead Posts: 3600
From: doerun, ga.
Registered: Nov 2000
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posted 09-05-2003 09:19 AM
   
>>>> Subject: A Priest
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> A Priest in a small rural town was very fond of the ten chickens and
> one handsome cock rooster he kept in a hen house behind the rectory.
> One Saturday night the Priest discovered that the cock rooster was
> missing. At the same time the Priest heard rumors of cockfights being
> held in town. Shocked and dismayed, he decided to say something during
> Sunday Mass.
> During Mass he asked the congregation, "Who among you will confess to
> sporting a handsome cock?"
> All the men stood up.
> "No, no," he said. "That's not what I mean. Who among
> you will confess to having seen a handsome cock?"
> All the women stood up.
> "Oh, no," he said. "That's not what I mean, either.
> Who among you will confess to having seen a cock that doesn't belong to
> you?" Half the women stood up.
> "Oh Lord," he said. "Perhaps I should rephrase the
> question: Has anybody here seen my cock?"
> All the choirboys stood up.
> ------------------
mike r
racing is real
everything else is just a game.
81 capri-7.51 @89mph 1/8
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Fastymz
Moderator Posts: 12015
From: Reno Nv USA MEM#1240
Registered: Apr 2001
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posted 09-05-2003 02:24 PM
LOL your a sick man Mike.  ------------------
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capri man
Gearhead Posts: 3600
From: doerun, ga.
Registered: Nov 2000
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posted 09-05-2003 02:56 PM
im cool with that!! LOL------------------
mike r
racing is real
everything else is just a game.
81 capri-7.51 @89mph 1/8
1.54 60 ft. http://www.angelfire.com/ny5/billswebsite/pg06.html
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SteveLaRiviere
Administrator Posts: 33990
From: Saco, Maine
Registered: May 99
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posted 09-06-2003 04:00 PM
Fowl! ------------------
'70 Mustang Mach 1 - '70 Mustang Convertible - '72 Mustang Sprint - '94 F-150
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Fastymz
Moderator Posts: 12015
From: Reno Nv USA MEM#1240
Registered: Apr 2001
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posted 09-06-2003 04:05 PM
But,Thats why I like you.------------------
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capri man
Gearhead Posts: 3600
From: doerun, ga.
Registered: Nov 2000
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posted 09-06-2003 04:17 PM
aw gee SCOOP your making me blush!!!------------------
mike r
racing is real
everything else is just a game.
81 capri-7.51 @89mph 1/8
1.54 60 ft. http://www.angelfire.com/ny5/billswebsite/pg06.html
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