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From: er, Paris, France ?
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posted 09-05-2003 02:43 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for 65darkhorse   Click Here to Email 65darkhorse     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Mr. Smith goes to the doctor's office to collect his wife's test

The lab technician says to him, "I'm sorry, sir, but there has been a
of a mix-up and we have a problem. When we sent the samples from your
wife to the lab, the samples from another Mrs. Smith were sent as well
and we are now uncertain which one is your wife's. Frankly, it is either

bad or terrible!"

"What do you mean?" said Mr. Smith.

"Well, one Mrs. Smith has tested positive for Alzheimer's, and the other

Mrs. Smith has tested positive for AIDS. We can't tell which is your

That's terrible!" said Mr. Smith. "Can't we do the test over?"

Normally, yes. But the HMO won't pay for these expensive tests more than


Well, what am I supposed to do now?" said Mr. Smith.

"The HMO recommends that you drop your wife off in the middle of town.
she finds her way home, don't sleep with her."

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