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Joe Clutch

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From: Austin, Texas . . . . . . . Member #352
Registered: Jan 2000

posted 09-05-2003 12:13 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Joe Clutch   Click Here to Email Joe Clutch     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
The Lisping Midget
A guy calls his buddy, a horse rancher, and says he's sending a friend over to look at a horse.
His buddy asks "How will I recognize him?"
"That's easy; he's a midget with a speech impediment".
So, the midget shows up, and the guy asks him if he's looking for a male or female horse.
"A female horth".
So he shows him a prized filly.
"Nith lookin' horth...can I thee her eyeth"? So the guy picks up the midget and gives the horse's eyes the once over.
"Nith eyeth...can I thee her earzth"? So he picks the little fella up again and shows him the horse's ears.
"Nith earzth...can I thee her mouf"? The rancher is gettin' pretty ticked off by this point, but he picks him up again and shows him the
horse's mouth.
"Nith mouf...can I thee her twat"? Totally mad as fire at this point, the rancher grabs him under his arms and rams the midget's head
as far as he can up the horse's vagina, pulls him out and slams him on the ground.
The midget gets up, sputtering and coughing. "Perhapth I should rephrase that: Can I thee her wun awound a widdlebit"?

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posted 09-05-2003 09:35 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for adragon8u     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
rotf lmao!

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posted 09-05-2003 02:11 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for mellowyellow     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Real good one! I'd forward it to a friend that has a ranch for boarding, training, etc. of horses. The last one I forwarded to her I got a negative on the bouncing boobs!

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