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capri man

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posted 08-31-2003 05:11 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for capri man   Click Here to Email capri man     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
A guy goes into the Post Office to interview for a job. The interviewer asks him "Are you a veteran?"
The guy says, "Why, yes, in fact I served two tours in Vietnam. "Good" says the interviewer. That counts in your favor. Do you have any service related disabilities?"

The guy says, "In fact I am 100% disabled. While on patrol one day, I stepped on a mine and it blew off my testicles. They declared me disabled, but it doesn't affect my ability to do work."

"Sorry to hear about the damage but I have some good news for you. I can hire you right now! Our working hours are from 8 to 4. Come on in about 10 and we'll get you started".

The guy says "If working hours are from 8-4, why do you want me to come at 10?"

"Well, here at the Post Office, we don't do anything but sit around scratch our balls for the first two hours. Don't need you here for that

mike r
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everything else is just a game.
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From: lyons,il united states
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posted 08-31-2003 06:32 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for wesred90gt   Click Here to Email wesred90gt     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
rotf lmao i like that one

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