When I was 16, I dated a girl with large breasts,
but there was no passion.
So I decided
I needed a passionate girl with a zest for life.

In college, I dated a passionate girl, but she
was too emotional.
Everything was an emergency, she was a drama
queen, cried all the time and threatened suicide.

So I decided I needed a girl with some stability.

When I was 25, I found a very stable girl, but

she was boring. She was totally predictable
and never
got excited about anything. Life became so dull that,

I decided I needed a girl with some excitement.

At 28, I found an exciting girl, but I couldn't
keep up with her. She rushed from one thing
to another, never settling on anything.
She did mad,
impetuous things and flirted with everyone
she met. She made me
miserable as often as she made me happy.
She was great fun initially and very energetic,
but
directionless. So I decided to find a girl
with some ambition.

When I turned 31, I found a smart, ambitious girl

with her feet planted firmly on the ground
and married her. She was so ambitious that she
divorced me and took everything I owned.

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Originally posted by Fastymz:
Now I am 42, and all I want is a girl with
big tits.

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So true!

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'70 Mustang Mach 1 - '72 Mustang Sprint - '94 F-150

quote:

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Originally posted by Fastymz:
Now I am 42, and all I want is a girl with
big tits.

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....And .38 caliber eye pokers

JOHN