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Fastymz
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Posts: 10683
From: Reno Nv USA MEM#1240
Registered: Apr 2001

posted 05-10-2003 08:28 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Fastymz   Click Here to Email Fastymz     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
When I was 14, all I wanted was a girl with
large breasts.

When I was 16, I dated a girl with large breasts,
but there was no passion.
So I decided
I needed a passionate girl with a zest for life.

In college, I dated a passionate girl, but she
was too emotional.
Everything was an emergency, she was a drama
queen, cried all the time and threatened suicide.

So I decided I needed a girl with some stability.

When I was 25, I found a very stable girl, but

she was boring. She was totally predictable
and never
got excited about anything. Life became so dull that,

I decided I needed a girl with some excitement.

At 28, I found an exciting girl, but I couldn't
keep up with her. She rushed from one thing
to another, never settling on anything.
She did mad,
impetuous things and flirted with everyone
she met. She made me
miserable as often as she made me happy.
She was great fun initially and very energetic,
but
directionless. So I decided to find a girl
with some ambition.

When I turned 31, I found a smart, ambitious girl

with her feet planted firmly on the ground
and married her. She was so ambitious that she
divorced me and took everything I owned.

Now I am 42, and all I want is a girl with
big tits.

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SteveLaRiviere
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Posts: 32656
From: Saco, Maine
Registered: May 99

posted 05-11-2003 06:07 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for SteveLaRiviere   Click Here to Email SteveLaRiviere     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Fastymz:
Now I am 42, and all I want is a girl with
big tits.

So true!

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johnmustang
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Posts: 4088
From: Vancouver Island , British Columbia , Canada
Registered: Nov 2001

posted 05-11-2003 06:15 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for johnmustang   Click Here to Email johnmustang     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Fastymz:
Now I am 42, and all I want is a girl with
big tits.

....And .38 caliber eye pokers

JOHN

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