When I was 14, all I wanted was a girl with
When I was 16, I dated a girl with large breasts,
but there was no passion.
So I decided
I needed a passionate girl with a zest for life.
In college, I dated a passionate girl, but she
was too emotional.
Everything was an emergency, she was a drama
queen, cried all the time and threatened suicide.
So I decided I needed a girl with some stability.
When I was 25, I found a very stable girl, but
she was boring. She was totally predictable
got excited about anything. Life became so dull that,
I decided I needed a girl with some excitement.
At 28, I found an exciting girl, but I couldn't
keep up with her. She rushed from one thing
to another, never settling on anything.
She did mad,
impetuous things and flirted with everyone
she met. She made me
miserable as often as she made me happy.
She was great fun initially and very energetic,
directionless. So I decided to find a girl
with some ambition.
When I turned 31, I found a smart, ambitious girl
with her feet planted firmly on the ground
and married her. She was so ambitious that she
divorced me and took everything I owned.
Now I am 42, and all I want is a girl with