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no juice
Journeyman

Posts: 41
From: ontario,canada
Registered: Feb 2001

posted 04-22-2003 02:31 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for no juice     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote

> >SOCIAL SECURITY SEX Two men were talking.
> >
> >"So, how's your sex life?"
> >
> >"Oh, nothing special. I'm having Social Security sex."
> >
> >"Social Security sex?"
> >
> >"Yeah, you know: I get a little each month, but not enough to live on!"
> >----------------------------------------
> >
> >LOUD SEX A wife went in to see a therapist and said, "I've got a big
> >problem, doctor. Every time we're in bed and my husband climaxes, he lets
> >out this ear splitting yell."
> >
> >"My dear," the shrink said, "that's completely natural. I don't see what
> >the problem is."
> >
> >"The problem is," she complained, "It wakes me up!"
> >----------------------------------------
> >
> >QUIET SEX Tired of a listless sex life, the man came right out and asked
> >his wife during a recent lovemaking session, "How come you never tell me
> >when you have an orgasm?"
> >
> >She glanced at him casually and replied, "You're never home!"
> >---------------------------------------
> >
> >CONFOUNDED SEX A man was in a terrible accident, and his "manhood" was
> >mangled and torn from his body. His doctor assured him that modern
medicine
> >could give him back his manhood, but that his insurance wouldn't cover
the
> >surgery, since it was considered cosmetic.
> >
> >The doctor said the cost would be $3,500 for "small", $6,500 for
"medium",
> >$14,000 for "large". The man was sure he would want a medium or large,
but
> >the doctor urged him to talk it over with his wife before he made any
> >decision.
> >
> >The man called his wife on the phone and explained their options.
> >
> >The doctor came back int o the room, and found the man looking dejected.
> >
> >"Well, what have the two of you decided?" asked the doctor. The man
> >answered, "She'd rather remodel the kitchen".
> >----------------------------------------
> >
> >WOMEN'S HUMOR My husband came home with a tube of K-Y jelly and said,
"This
> >will make you happy tonight." He was right. When he went out of the
> >bedroom, I squirted it all over the doorknobs. He couldn't get back in.
> >---------------------------------------
> >
> >MORE WOMEN'S HUMOR A couple is lying in bed. The man says, "I am going to
> >make you the happiest woman in the world."
> >
> >The woman says..... "I'll miss you."


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ccode67
Gearhead

Posts: 1549
From: douglasville,ga,usa
Registered: Mar 2001

posted 04-22-2003 02:57 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for ccode67   Click Here to Email ccode67     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Hallway sex.....as you pass each other in the hallway you both say F**k you at the same time.

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SteveLaRiviere
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posted 04-22-2003 05:26 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for SteveLaRiviere   Click Here to Email SteveLaRiviere     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
"Types of Sex"

no juice <---there's one type, right there.

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