A LITTLE FLAB

One morning while making breakfast, a man walked up to his wife and pinched
her on the butt and said, "If you firmed this up, we could get rid of your
control top pantyhose." While this was on the edge of intolerable, she kept
silent. The next morning, the man woke his wife with a pinch on each of her
breasts and said, "You know, if you firmed these up, we could get rid of
your bra." This was beyond a silent response, so she rolled over and
grabbed him by his penis. With a death grip in place, she said, "You know,
if you firmed this up, we could get rid of the gardener, the postman, the
pool man, and your brother."

JOHN