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capri man
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Posts: 3138
From: doerun, ga.
Registered: Nov 2000

posted 03-18-2003 11:18 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for capri man   Click Here to Email capri man     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
> > Recently a routine police patrol parked outside a George Street tavern.
After last call the officer noticed a man leaving the bar so intoxicated
that he could barely walk.
> >
> > The man stumbled around the street for a few minutes, with the officer
quietly observing.
> >
> > After what seemed an eternity and trying his keys on five vehicles, the
man managed to find his car which he fell into. He was there for a few
minutes as a number of other patrons left the bar and drove off.
> >
> > Finally he started the car, switched the wipers on and off (it was a
fine dry night) flicked the blinkers on, then off, honked the horn and then
switched on the lights.
> >
> > He moved the vehicle forward a few inches, reversed a little and then
remained still for a few more minutes as some more vehicles left.
> >
> > At last he pulled out of the parking lot and started to drive slowly
down the road.
> > The police officer, having patiently waited all this time, now started
up the patrol car, put on the flashing lights, promptly pulled the man over
and carried out a Breathalyzer test. To his amazement the Breathalyzer
indicated no evidence of the man having consumed any alcohol at all!
> >
> > Dumbfounded, the officer said, "I'll have to ask you to accompany me to
the police station. This Breathalyzer equipment must be broken."
> >
> > "I doubt it, "said the man, "Tonight I'm the designated decoy."
> >

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sic67coug
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Posts: 148
From: clearlake california
Registered: Dec 2002

posted 03-18-2003 03:07 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for sic67coug   Click Here to Email sic67coug     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
thats claaaaassic maaaan somethin my friends would end up doin

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johnmustang
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Posts: 4088
From: Vancouver Island , British Columbia , Canada
Registered: Nov 2001

posted 03-18-2003 04:26 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for johnmustang   Click Here to Email johnmustang     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
It actually is pretty funny, but drinking and driving is not a joke or funny. Lost two very good buddies to a drinking driver, damn near cut there car in half.

" DON,T DRINK AND DRIVE "

JOHN

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