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7DMACH1
Gearhead

Posts: 1039
From: PHILA. PA.
Registered: Feb 2001

posted 10-15-2002 07:13 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for 7DMACH1   Click Here to Email 7DMACH1     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
On a recent transatlantic flight, a plane passes through a severe storm. The turbulence is awful, and things go from bad to worse when one wing is struck by lightning.
One woman in particular loses it. Screaming, she stands up in the front of the plane. "I'm too young to die," she wails. Then she yells, "Well, if I'm going to die, I want my last minutes on earth to be memorable! Is there ANYONE on this plane who can make me feel like a WOMAN?"
For a moment there is silence. Everyone has forgotten their own peril. They all stared, riveted, at the desperate woman in the front of the plane.
Then a man stands up in the rear of the plane. He is gorgeous, tall, built, with reddish-blond hair and hazel eyes, he starts to walk slowly up the aisle, while unbuttoning his shirt one button at a time.
.....No one moves.
......He removes his shirt.
Muscles ripple across his chest
......he whispers:


....."Here, iron this."

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RAY, THE WISE [email protected]@ PHILLY GUY!!
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Cruzer
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Posts: 218
From: Lancaster, South Carolina, USA
Registered: May 99

posted 10-15-2002 07:40 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Cruzer   Click Here to Email Cruzer     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Oh My......

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Ken
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From: Prospect, Ct. M&M Member No. 31 MCA Member 49299
Registered: Jun 99

posted 10-15-2002 08:01 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Ken   Click Here to Email Ken     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Heh-heh-heh !!!

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1965 Springtime Yellow Coupe - 302GT40-4spd
Edlebrock RPM Air Gap - 670cfm Holley Street Avenger
and much, MUCH MORE !!!
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fordnmerc
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Posts: 526
From: Watkins Glen, NY USA
Registered: Mar 2002

posted 10-16-2002 10:32 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for fordnmerc   Click Here to Email fordnmerc     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Like they say...."Be careful what you wish for!"

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David

Spread Joy. Less cholesterol than butter!

1978 LTD II 2 Door
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jsracingbbf
Gearhead

Posts: 666
From: Batesville,MS. , U.S.A.
Registered: Mar 2002

posted 10-16-2002 10:58 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for jsracingbbf   Click Here to Email jsracingbbf     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Good one RAY! heard it b4 but it's classic
a real side tickler!

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Jerry Smith
69 Mustang Pro ET Drag
70 Mustang retired former footbrake car
"Crawfish are Lucky! they get their Heads Sucked and their tails eaten!"

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mellowyellow
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Posts: 5123
From: So. Fl.
Registered: Aug 2000

posted 10-20-2002 08:10 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for mellowyellow     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Worth getting on line this AM just to read that one!! Now THAT was a very good Chauvenistic, Piggish, Arrogant joke.

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Fastymz
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Posts: 7007
From: Reno Nv USA MEM#1240
Registered: Apr 2001

posted 10-20-2002 05:06 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Fastymz   Click Here to Email Fastymz     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Very good Ray.

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69stanger
Journeyman

Posts: 36
From: Northridge, CA
Registered: Aug 2002

posted 10-20-2002 07:27 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for 69stanger     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
lol that was great

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johnmustang
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Posts: 2532
From: Vancouver Island , British Columbia , Canada
Registered: Nov 2001

posted 10-21-2002 12:13 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for johnmustang   Click Here to Email johnmustang     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote

JOHN

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