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Topic: Make Her Feel Like A Women
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7DMACH1
Gearhead Posts: 1039
From: PHILA. PA.
Registered: Feb 2001
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posted 10-15-2002 07:13 PM
   
On a recent transatlantic flight, a plane passes through a severe storm. The turbulence is awful, and things go from bad to worse when one wing is struck by lightning.
One woman in particular loses it. Screaming, she stands up in the front of the plane. "I'm too young to die," she wails. Then she yells, "Well, if I'm going to die, I want my last minutes on earth to be memorable! Is there ANYONE on this plane who can make me feel like a WOMAN?"
For a moment there is silence. Everyone has forgotten their own peril. They all stared, riveted, at the desperate woman in the front of the plane.
Then a man stands up in the rear of the plane. He is gorgeous, tall, built, with reddish-blond hair and hazel eyes, he starts to walk slowly up the aisle, while unbuttoning his shirt one button at a time.
.....No one moves.
......He removes his shirt.
Muscles ripple across his chest
......he whispers:
....."Here, iron this."
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RAY, THE WISE A@@ PHILLY GUY!!
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Cruzer
Gearhead Posts: 218
From: Lancaster, South Carolina, USA
Registered: May 99
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posted 10-15-2002 07:40 PM
Oh My......
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Ken
Gearhead Posts: 3205
From: Prospect, Ct. M&M Member No. 31 MCA Member 49299
Registered: Jun 99
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posted 10-15-2002 08:01 PM
 Heh-heh-heh !!! ------------------
Conciousness - that annoying time between naps. Ken
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and much, MUCH MORE !!!
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fordnmerc
Gearhead Posts: 526
From: Watkins Glen, NY USA
Registered: Mar 2002
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posted 10-16-2002 10:32 PM
Like they say...."Be careful what you wish for!" ------------------
David Spread Joy. Less cholesterol than butter! 1978 LTD II 2 Door
1979 Ranchero GT
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jsracingbbf
Gearhead Posts: 666
From: Batesville,MS. , U.S.A.
Registered: Mar 2002
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posted 10-16-2002 10:58 PM
Good one RAY! heard it b4 but it's classic
a real side tickler!
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Jerry Smith
69 Mustang Pro ET Drag
70 Mustang retired former footbrake car
"Crawfish are Lucky! they get their Heads Sucked and their tails eaten!"
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mellowyellow
Gearhead Posts: 5123
From: So. Fl.
Registered: Aug 2000
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posted 10-20-2002 08:10 AM
Worth getting on line this AM just to read that one!! Now THAT was a very good Chauvenistic, Piggish, Arrogant joke.
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Fastymz
Moderator Posts: 7007
From: Reno Nv USA MEM#1240
Registered: Apr 2001
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posted 10-20-2002 05:06 PM
Very good Ray. SCOOP
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69stanger
Journeyman Posts: 36
From: Northridge, CA
Registered: Aug 2002
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posted 10-20-2002 07:27 PM
lol that was great
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johnmustang
Gearhead Posts: 2532
From: Vancouver Island , British Columbia , Canada
Registered: Nov 2001
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posted 10-21-2002 12:13 AM
JOHN  ------------------
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