Cruzer
Gearhead Posts: 218
From: Lancaster, South Carolina, USA
Registered: May 99
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posted 10-15-2002 06:39 PM
   
> Choose your favourite rude bumper sticker!
>
> 1. Who lit the fuse on your tampon?
> 2. Support Cannibalism - EAT ME!
> 3. God is my co-pilot, but the Devil is my bombardier.
> 4. I don't have a license to kill. I have a learner's permit.
> 5. I wasn't born a bitch. Men like you made me this way.
> 6. Keep honking while I reload.
> 7. Taxation WITH representation isn't so hot either!
> 8. Who were the beta testers for Preparations A through G?
> 9. Madness takes its toll. Please have exact change.
> 10. 5 days a week my body is a temple. The other two, it's an amusement
> park.
> 11. EARTH FIRST! We'll strip-mine the other planets later.
> 12. Your child may be an honor student but you're still an idiot.
> 13. If you drink, don't park. Accidents cause people.
> 14. If you can read this, I can hit my brakes and sue you.
> 15. Save the whales! Trade them for valuable prizes.
> 16. Whitewater is over when the First Lady sings.
> 17. Jack Kevorkian for White House physician.
> 18. Just say no! to sex with pro-lifers.
> 19. My wife keeps complaining I never listen to her...or something like
> that.
> 20. Sure you can trust the government! Just ask an Indian!
> 21. Alcohol and calculus don't mix. Never drink and derive.
> 22. If we are what we eat; I'm cheap, fast, and easy.
> 23. Stop repeat offenders. Don't re-elect them!
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