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Cruzer
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Posts: 218
From: Lancaster, South Carolina, USA
Registered: May 99

posted 10-06-2002 10:29 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Cruzer   Click Here to Email Cruzer     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
THE PICKLE SLICER.....

There once was this man who worked in a pickle factory, who has this
very great and powerful desire to put his penis in the pickle slicer.
This went on for years, and he couldn't stand it, so he decided to seek
professional help for this odd infatuation of his. He spends a few months
with
the shrink, and the doc finally gives up and tells the man that
since his desire is so powerful to put his penis in the pickle slicer, the
only way to get over it was to do it. The man gladly agrees and says he
will
do it the next day at work ...

The next day he comes home from work about 11 AM. His wife is very
worried and asks what happened. He explains to her for the first time the
desire he has had to put his penis in the pickle slicer. And
then explains that he couldn't take it any more and today he did it. She
gasps
and runs over to him, yanks down his pants and briefs, only to see his
member perfectly normal and intact. She looks back up and says I don't
understand what happened to the pickle slicer?

"I think she got fired too."

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mellowyellow
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Posts: 5123
From: So. Fl.
Registered: Aug 2000

posted 10-06-2002 06:16 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for mellowyellow     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
The three McCoy bros. got hauled into court for disorderly conduct. Judge asked the first bro his name and occupation, He replied McCoy and that he was a corksocker! Banging his gavel to get order he demanded an explanation. McCoy said he worked in a wine factoy and hit the corks on the bottle with a rubber mallet.
He called the next bro who gave his name and said that he was a socktucker. Judge damn near broke his gavel to get order and the bro replied he worked in a sock factory and tucked the socks in pairs.
He called the last bro who gave just his name, McCoy ..wearing a dress. The judge asked what he did for a living and with a lisp he said..I'm the Real McCoy!

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Moneymaker
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From: Lyons, IL, USA
Registered: May 99

posted 10-08-2002 11:40 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Moneymaker   Click Here to Email Moneymaker     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
I don't get it Pete.

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johnmustang
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From: Vancouver Island , British Columbia , Canada
Registered: Nov 2001

posted 10-08-2002 02:35 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for johnmustang   Click Here to Email johnmustang     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Moneymaker:
I don't get it Pete.


me neither

JOHN

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69maverick
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Posts: 785
From: Thomaston,CT.
Registered: Jan 2001

posted 10-08-2002 05:59 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for 69maverick   Click Here to Email 69maverick     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Say "I'm the real McCoy" With the voice of a queer!!!

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