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69 Sportsroof
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Mrs. Dale Jarrett hires a maid with beautiful blonde hair. The first morning, the girl pulls off the hair and says, "I wear a wig, because I was born totally hairless. Not a hair on my body, not even down there." That night, Mrs Jarrett tells Dale. He says, "I've never seen anything like that. Please, tomorrow, ask her to go into the bedroom and show you. I want to hide in the closet so I can have a look." The next day, Mrs. Jarrett asks the girl, the two of them go into the bedroom, and the girl strips and shows her. Then the girl says, "I've never seen one with hair on it. Can I see yours?" So Mrs. Jarrett pulls off her clothes and shows her. That night, Mrs. Jarrett says to her husband, "I hope you're satisfied, because I was pretty embarrassed when that girl asked to see mine." Dale says, "You think you were embarrassed...I had the four guys I play poker with in the closet with me."

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