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Topic: Zoo
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69 Sportsroof
Gearhead Posts: 462
From: Valley, Alabama, USA
Registered: Mar 2002
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posted 09-26-2002 08:21 AM
   
It's a beautiful, warm spring morning and a man and his wife are spending the day at the zoo. She's wearing a cute, loose-fitting, short spring dress, with tiny straps. He's wearing his normal jeans and a T-shirt. The zoo is not very busy this morning. As they walk through the ape exhibit, they pass in front of a very large hairy gorilla. Noticing the girl, the gorilla goes ape (no pun intended.) He jumps up on the bars, and holding on with one hand (and 2 feet), he grunts and pounds his chest with his free hand. He is obviously excited at the pretty lady in the short dress. The husband, noticing the excitement, thinks this is funny. He suggests that his wife teases the poor fellow some more.The husband suggests she pucker her lips, wiggle her bottom at him, and play along. She does, and Mr. Gorilla gets even more excited, making noises that would wake the dead. Then the husband suggests that she let one of her straps fall to show a little more skin. She does, and Mr. Gorilla is about to tear the bars down. "Now try lifting your dress up your thighs and sort of fan it at him," he says... this drives the gorilla absolutely crazy and now he's doing flips.Then the husband nabs his wife by the hair, rips open the door to the cage, slings her in with the gorilla and slams the cage door shut.
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"Now, tell HIM you have a headache!!!!"
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Ken
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From: Prospect, Ct. M&M Member No. 31 MCA Member 49299
Registered: Jun 99
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posted 09-26-2002 09:27 AM
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johnmustang
Gearhead Posts: 2532
From: Vancouver Island , British Columbia , Canada
Registered: Nov 2001
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posted 09-26-2002 10:41 AM
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mellowyellow
Gearhead Posts: 5123
From: So. Fl.
Registered: Aug 2000
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posted 09-26-2002 10:31 PM
You know...If memory serves me right, think that Alex must live fairly close to the Brookfield Zoo!!!
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MrWesson22
Gearhead Posts: 913
From: Dacula, GA
Registered: Sep 2000
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posted 09-30-2002 10:55 PM
Hahahahaha! You know, none of us would be laughing if we didn't relate. 
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