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Moneymaker
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posted 09-21-2002 11:43 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Moneymaker   Click Here to Email Moneymaker     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
What would be your favorite thing to do?

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Quote #1: "I never met a magazine mechanic I liked."
Quote #2: "Make sure brain is in gear before engaging mouth!"

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MissingCat
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posted 09-21-2002 03:10 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for MissingCat   Click Here to Email MissingCat     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Shave.

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Ken
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posted 09-21-2002 06:03 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Ken   Click Here to Email Ken     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
SCRAaaaaaaTCH

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Conciousness - that annoying time between naps.

Ken
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mellowyellow
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posted 09-22-2002 10:18 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for mellowyellow     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Get hooked up with Nora Nicentite.

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fordnmerc
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posted 09-22-2002 02:09 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for fordnmerc   Click Here to Email fordnmerc     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
When I went for the interview that children go through prior to entering Kindergarten, back in the summer of 1972, the first question they asked was: "What is your name?"

I immediately responded, in a bold voice:

"David Baltzer is my name and Poker is my game!"

Even then, I guess I instinctively knew that you never get a second chance to make a first impression.

I couldn't understand why a lot of the other kids were crying and wanting their Mommies to take them back home. It was all a great adventure, to me.

I'll bet Harry Balz is a Poker fan, too.

You can interpret 'Poker' any way you choose.

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David

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Moneymaker
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posted 09-23-2002 10:58 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Moneymaker   Click Here to Email Moneymaker     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote

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Alex Denysenko
Co-Administrator and Moderator/ non 65-66 Mustang owner sensitivity co-ordinator

NHRA/IHRA/SRA/MCA member
NHRA and IHRA SS/LA National Record Holder '00, '01, & '02
Fleet of FoMoCo products including 88 ASC McLaren Mustang #28
Part time secret agent license #0089
Professional Manwhore
The Barry of BarrysGrrl

Quote #1: "I never met a magazine mechanic I liked."
Quote #2: "Make sure brain is in gear before engaging mouth!"

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bfxcomet
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posted 09-25-2002 05:13 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for bfxcomet   Click Here to Email bfxcomet     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
I know of guy named Harry Hole.
Roger

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MrWesson22
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posted 09-25-2002 05:52 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for MrWesson22   Click Here to Email MrWesson22     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
My favorite thing to do would be to trim that sh!t back.

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mellowyellow
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posted 09-26-2002 06:31 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for mellowyellow     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
A guy in high school whose last name was Barrey. How'd you like to go through life with the nickname Dingle!

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bfxcomet
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posted 09-26-2002 05:03 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for bfxcomet   Click Here to Email bfxcomet     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
In a local radio station contest, a guy legally change his name to Haywood Youblowme
Roger

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fordnmerc
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posted 09-26-2002 09:41 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for fordnmerc   Click Here to Email fordnmerc     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Well, I guess a good name for a guy with a malfunctioning Mustang would be:

Dagnabbit Bumsteed

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David

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cynot65
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posted 09-27-2002 06:09 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for cynot65   Click Here to Email cynot65     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Knew a girl when in the Air Force named Nancy Furbush

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SteveLaRiviere
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posted 09-27-2002 06:34 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for SteveLaRiviere   Click Here to Email SteveLaRiviere     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
I knew a guy named Woodcock and he had a girlfriend by the name of Splinterpuss.

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fordnmerc
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posted 09-27-2002 06:44 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for fordnmerc   Click Here to Email fordnmerc     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Well, we know how he picks his teeth....

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MissingCat
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posted 09-29-2002 04:36 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for MissingCat   Click Here to Email MissingCat     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
quote:
Originally posted by bfxcomet:

In a local radio station contest, a guy legally change his name to Haywood Youblowme
Roger


I remember that. CFOX did that one as part of their "Toughest Contest Ever". They spelled the name "Haywood Jablome" to get around the censors. Another guy had to pose nude for a picture with only a baseball cap to cover himself and they put the picture on a billboard in Downtown Vancouver for 2 weeks. Another entry had a couple who had never met fly to Vegas and get married.

These are the same guys who used to phone up people and businesses in different cities that were playing against the Canucks in the playoffs and make Hockey Harassment Phonecalls.

Not quite Howard Stern but still pretty out there...

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