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Topic: If your name is Harry Balz........
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Moneymaker
Administrator Posts: 15755
From: Lyons, IL, USA
Registered: May 99
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posted 09-21-2002 11:43 AM
   
What would be your favorite thing to do?  ------------------
Alex Denysenko
Co-Administrator and Moderator/ non 65-66 Mustang owner sensitivity co-ordinator NHRA/IHRA/SRA/MCA member
NHRA and IHRA SS/LA National Record Holder '00, '01, & '02
Fleet of FoMoCo products including 88 ASC McLaren Mustang #28
Part time secret agent license #0089
Professional Manwhore
The Barry of BarrysGrrl Quote #1: "I never met a magazine mechanic I liked."
Quote #2: "Make sure brain is in gear before engaging mouth!"
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MissingCat
Gearhead Posts: 486
From: BC, Canada, Eh?
Registered: Sep 2001
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posted 09-21-2002 03:10 PM
Shave. 
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Ken
Gearhead Posts: 3205
From: Prospect, Ct. M&M Member No. 31 MCA Member 49299
Registered: Jun 99
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posted 09-21-2002 06:03 PM
 SCRAaaaaaaTCH ------------------
Conciousness - that annoying time between naps. Ken
1965 Springtime Yellow Coupe - 302GT40-4spd
Edlebrock RPM Air Gap - 670cfm Holley Street Avenger
and much, MUCH MORE !!!
My 1965 (aka RUMBLE BEE) Photo Page
1995 5.0 Laser Red - 5spd - Coupe
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mellowyellow
Gearhead Posts: 5123
From: So. Fl.
Registered: Aug 2000
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posted 09-22-2002 10:18 AM
Get hooked up with Nora Nicentite.
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fordnmerc
Gearhead Posts: 526
From: Watkins Glen, NY USA
Registered: Mar 2002
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posted 09-22-2002 02:09 PM
When I went for the interview that children go through prior to entering Kindergarten, back in the summer of 1972, the first question they asked was: "What is your name?"I immediately responded, in a bold voice: "David Baltzer is my name and Poker is my game!" Even then, I guess I instinctively knew that you never get a second chance to make a first impression.  I couldn't understand why a lot of the other kids were crying and wanting their Mommies to take them back home. It was all a great adventure, to me. I'll bet Harry Balz is a Poker fan, too. You can interpret 'Poker' any way you choose. ------------------
David Spread Joy. Less cholesterol than butter! 1978 LTD II 2 Door
1979 Ranchero GT
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Moneymaker
Administrator Posts: 15755
From: Lyons, IL, USA
Registered: May 99
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posted 09-23-2002 10:58 AM
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Alex Denysenko
Co-Administrator and Moderator/ non 65-66 Mustang owner sensitivity co-ordinator NHRA/IHRA/SRA/MCA member
NHRA and IHRA SS/LA National Record Holder '00, '01, & '02
Fleet of FoMoCo products including 88 ASC McLaren Mustang #28
Part time secret agent license #0089
Professional Manwhore
The Barry of BarrysGrrl Quote #1: "I never met a magazine mechanic I liked."
Quote #2: "Make sure brain is in gear before engaging mouth!"
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bfxcomet
Gearhead Posts: 404
From: Port Alberni, B.C. , Canada
Registered: Mar 2001
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posted 09-25-2002 05:13 PM
I know of guy named Harry Hole.
Roger------------------
65 comet project
84 T-bird 302/C4 14sec street/strip
Made in CANADA built for speed
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MrWesson22
Gearhead Posts: 913
From: Dacula, GA
Registered: Sep 2000
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posted 09-25-2002 05:52 PM
My favorite thing to do would be to trim that sh!t back.
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Neal 69 Gulfstream Aqua Grande
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mellowyellow
Gearhead Posts: 5123
From: So. Fl.
Registered: Aug 2000
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posted 09-26-2002 06:31 AM
A guy in high school whose last name was Barrey. How'd you like to go through life with the nickname Dingle!
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bfxcomet
Gearhead Posts: 404
From: Port Alberni, B.C. , Canada
Registered: Mar 2001
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posted 09-26-2002 05:03 PM
In a local radio station contest, a guy legally change his name to Haywood Youblowme
Roger------------------
65 comet project
84 T-bird 302/C4 14sec street/strip
Made in CANADA built for speed
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fordnmerc
Gearhead Posts: 526
From: Watkins Glen, NY USA
Registered: Mar 2002
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posted 09-26-2002 09:41 PM
Well, I guess a good name for a guy with a malfunctioning Mustang would be:Dagnabbit Bumsteed ------------------
David Spread Joy. Less cholesterol than butter! 1978 LTD II 2 Door
1979 Ranchero GT
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cynot65
Gearhead Posts: 890
From: New York
Registered: Apr 2000
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posted 09-27-2002 06:09 PM
Knew a girl when in the Air Force named Nancy Furbush
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SteveLaRiviere
Administrator Posts: 26864
From: Saco, Maine
Registered: May 99
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posted 09-27-2002 06:34 PM
I knew a guy named Woodcock and he had a girlfriend by the name of Splinterpuss. ------------------
'70 Mustang Mach 1 - '72 Mustang Sprint - '94 F-150
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fordnmerc
Gearhead Posts: 526
From: Watkins Glen, NY USA
Registered: Mar 2002
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posted 09-27-2002 06:44 PM
Well, we know how he picks his teeth....
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MissingCat
Gearhead Posts: 486
From: BC, Canada, Eh?
Registered: Sep 2001
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posted 09-29-2002 04:36 PM
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Originally posted by bfxcomet: In a local radio station contest, a guy legally change his name to Haywood Youblowme
Roger
I remember that. CFOX did that one as part of their "Toughest Contest Ever". They spelled the name "Haywood Jablome" to get around the censors. Another guy had to pose nude for a picture with only a baseball cap to cover himself and they put the picture on a billboard in Downtown Vancouver for 2 weeks. Another entry had a couple who had never met fly to Vegas and get married. These are the same guys who used to phone up people and businesses in different cities that were playing against the Canucks in the playoffs and make Hockey Harassment Phonecalls. Not quite Howard Stern but still pretty out there... 
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