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jsracingbbf
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Posts: 666
From: Batesville,MS. , U.S.A.
Registered: Mar 2002

posted 09-11-2002 10:25 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for jsracingbbf   Click Here to Email jsracingbbf     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
While I was flying down the road yesterday (only 10mph over the limit), I noticed a cop with a radar gun sitting on top of a bridge.

The cop pulled me over, walked up to the car and asked me, "What's the hurry?"

I replied, "I'm late for work."

"Oh yeah," said the cop, "what do you do?"

I responded, "I'm a rectum stretcher."

The cop said "What.....a rectum stretcher, and what does a rectum stretcher do?"

I said, "Well, I start with one finger, then I work my way up to two fingers, then three, then four, then my whole hand, then I work until I can get both hands in there and then I slowly stretch it until it's about 6 foot wide."

The cop asked me, "What the hell do you do with a 6 foot *******?"

I simply replied, "You give him a radar gun and park him on top of a bridge..."

The ticket -- $95 dollars. The look on his face, PRICELESS

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Jerry Smith
69 Mustang Pro ET Drag
70 Mustang retired former footbrake car
"Drag Racing, the most fun you can have with your clothes on"

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johnmustang
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From: Vancouver Island , British Columbia , Canada
Registered: Nov 2001

posted 09-11-2002 11:32 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for johnmustang   Click Here to Email johnmustang     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Good one

JOHN

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MissingCat
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Posts: 486
From: BC, Canada, Eh?
Registered: Sep 2001

posted 09-13-2002 02:15 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for MissingCat   Click Here to Email MissingCat     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
ROFL! I just related this to my wife... somehow, she doesn't think it's quite as funny as I do.

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