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69_sportsroof Gearhead Posts: 107 From: Camino Calif (yeah, it does snow here) Registered: Aug 2000
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posted 08-30-2002 12:48 PM
Gotta appreciate this one.............. > A blonde woman named Brandi finds herself in dire > trouble. Her business has gone bust and she's in > serious financial straits. She's so desperate that she > decides to ask God for help. > > She begins to pray. Oh dear God, please help me. I've > lost my business and if I don't get some money, I'm > going to lose my house as well. Please let me win the > Lotto." > > Lotto night comes and she does not win. Brandi again > prays... "God, please let me win the lotto! I've lost > my business, my house and now I'm going to lose my > car." > > Lotto night comes and Brandi still has no luck. Once > again, she prays... " Dear Lord, why have you forsaken > me? I've lost my business, my house, my car. My > children are starving. I don't often! ask for help, and > I have always been a good servant to you. PLEEEEASE > let me win the lotto just one time so I can get my > life back in order. > > Suddenly, there is a blinding flash of light as the > heavens open and Brandi is confronted by the voice of > God Himself saying . . . "BRANDI, WORK WITH ME ON > THIS. BUY A TICKET" > ------------------ ALL THROTTLE NO BOTTLE ! 69 sportsroof(351 C) 65 Ranchero(200)now 351W 72 Ln 700 (361)
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Boss302 Gearhead Posts: 783 From: Coleman, Wisconsin Registered: Jan 2002
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posted 08-30-2002 04:19 PM
lol. that was a very surprising ending------------------ Max -1989 Mustang GT (MaxTang) 225/50R15 tires BBK Strut Brace K&N Filter 4 cats, no muffs 180* stat Member 1,861 "My Best Friends Are My Dog, and My Car"
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