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69_sportsroof
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Posts: 107
From: Camino Calif (yeah, it does snow here)
Registered: Aug 2000

posted 08-30-2002 12:48 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for 69_sportsroof   Click Here to Email 69_sportsroof     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Gotta appreciate this one..............

> A blonde woman named Brandi finds herself in dire
> trouble. Her business has gone bust and she's in
> serious financial straits. She's so desperate that she
> decides to ask God for help.
>
> She begins to pray. Oh dear God, please help me. I've
> lost my business and if I don't get some money, I'm
> going to lose my house as well. Please let me win the
> Lotto."
>
> Lotto night comes and she does not win. Brandi again
> prays... "God, please let me win the lotto! I've lost
> my business, my house and now I'm going to lose my
> car."
>
> Lotto night comes and Brandi still has no luck. Once
> again, she prays... " Dear Lord, why have you forsaken
> me? I've lost my business, my house, my car. My
> children are starving. I don't often! ask for help, and
> I have always been a good servant to you. PLEEEEASE
> let me win the lotto just one time so I can get my
> life back in order.
>
> Suddenly, there is a blinding flash of light as the
> heavens open and Brandi is confronted by the voice of
> God Himself saying . . . "BRANDI, WORK WITH ME ON
> THIS. BUY A TICKET"
>

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ALL THROTTLE NO BOTTLE !
69 sportsroof(351 C)
65 Ranchero(200)now 351W
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Boss302
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Posts: 783
From: Coleman, Wisconsin
Registered: Jan 2002

posted 08-30-2002 04:19 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Boss302   Click Here to Email Boss302     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
lol. that was a very surprising ending

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