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Topic: His And Hers....
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MDF99
Gearhead Posts: 140
From: Hamilton, Ohio, USA
Registered: May 2001
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posted 08-26-2002 03:46 PM
   
A GIRL'S PRAYER:Lord, Before I lay me down to sleep,
I pray for a man, who's not a creep,
One who's handsome, smart and strong,
One who's loves to listen long,
One who thinks before he speaks,
When he says he'll call, he won't wait weeks.
I pray that he is gainfully employed,
And when I spend his cash, won't be annoyed.
Pulls out my chair and opens my door,
Massages my back and begs to do more.
Oh! send me a man who'll make love to my mind,
Knows what to answer to "How big's my behind?"
One who'll make love till my body's a twitchin,
In the hall, the garden and kitchen!
I pray that this man will love me to no end,
And never attempt to hit on my friend.
And as I kneel and pray by my bed,
I look at the creep you sent me instead.
Amen
A BOY'S PRAYER:
Lord, I pray for a nympho with huge tits
who owns a liquor store.
Amen
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SteveLaRiviere
Administrator Posts: 26864
From: Saco, Maine
Registered: May 99
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posted 08-26-2002 07:07 PM
Boys are so much more realistic.  You should also add "...and a girl with a clue would be nice..." ------------------
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mellowyellow
Gearhead Posts: 5123
From: So. Fl.
Registered: Aug 2000
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posted 08-27-2002 07:05 AM
A BOY'S PRAYER! Men too!!A J. Lo look alike,
deaf mute and loves to "do everything!
has a mega buck unlimited trust fund,
And has given you a liquor store, new car, boat, plane, 20,000 chump change monthly allowance. NO! I will NOT learn sign language!! Don't want to "hear" any whining!
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Moneymaker
Administrator Posts: 15755
From: Lyons, IL, USA
Registered: May 99
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posted 08-27-2002 08:46 AM
Three feet tall with a flat head is also very practical. ------------------
Alex Denysenko
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mellowyellow
Gearhead Posts: 5123
From: So. Fl.
Registered: Aug 2000
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posted 08-27-2002 01:12 PM
quote:
Originally posted by Moneymaker:
Three feet tall with a flat head is also very practical.
You know, ALex...that was a very demeaning, sexist, chauvanistic right to the point remark!!! I needed to have a place to sit my drink down while.......LMAO!!!
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Boss302
Gearhead Posts: 783
From: Coleman, Wisconsin
Registered: Jan 2002
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posted 08-27-2002 08:30 PM
guys are so much simpler. and what does that gets us??? NOTHING AT ALL------------------
Max
-1989 Mustang GT (MaxTang)
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BBK Strut Brace
K&N Filter
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