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MDF99
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Posts: 140
From: Hamilton, Ohio, USA
Registered: May 2001

posted 08-26-2002 03:46 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for MDF99   Click Here to Email MDF99     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
A GIRL'S PRAYER:

Lord, Before I lay me down to sleep,
I pray for a man, who's not a creep,
One who's handsome, smart and strong,
One who's loves to listen long,
One who thinks before he speaks,
When he says he'll call, he won't wait weeks.
I pray that he is gainfully employed,
And when I spend his cash, won't be annoyed.
Pulls out my chair and opens my door,
Massages my back and begs to do more.
Oh! send me a man who'll make love to my mind,
Knows what to answer to "How big's my behind?"
One who'll make love till my body's a twitchin,
In the hall, the garden and kitchen!
I pray that this man will love me to no end,
And never attempt to hit on my friend.
And as I kneel and pray by my bed,
I look at the creep you sent me instead.
Amen


A BOY'S PRAYER:

Lord, I pray for a nympho with huge tits
who owns a liquor store.
Amen

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SteveLaRiviere
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Posts: 26864
From: Saco, Maine
Registered: May 99

posted 08-26-2002 07:07 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for SteveLaRiviere   Click Here to Email SteveLaRiviere     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Boys are so much more realistic.

You should also add "...and a girl with a clue would be nice..."

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mellowyellow
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Posts: 5123
From: So. Fl.
Registered: Aug 2000

posted 08-27-2002 07:05 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for mellowyellow     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
A BOY'S PRAYER! Men too!!

A J. Lo look alike,
deaf mute and loves to "do everything!
has a mega buck unlimited trust fund,
And has given you a liquor store, new car, boat, plane, 20,000 chump change monthly allowance.

NO! I will NOT learn sign language!! Don't want to "hear" any whining!

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Moneymaker
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From: Lyons, IL, USA
Registered: May 99

posted 08-27-2002 08:46 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Moneymaker   Click Here to Email Moneymaker     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Three feet tall with a flat head is also very practical.

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mellowyellow
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Posts: 5123
From: So. Fl.
Registered: Aug 2000

posted 08-27-2002 01:12 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for mellowyellow     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Moneymaker:
Three feet tall with a flat head is also very practical.



You know, ALex...that was a very demeaning, sexist, chauvanistic right to the point remark!!! I needed to have a place to sit my drink down while.......LMAO!!!

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Boss302
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Posts: 783
From: Coleman, Wisconsin
Registered: Jan 2002

posted 08-27-2002 08:30 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Boss302   Click Here to Email Boss302     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
guys are so much simpler. and what does that gets us??? NOTHING AT ALL

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