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Posts: 619
From: Mt. Pleasant S.C.
Registered: Mar 2000

posted 08-20-2002 09:59 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for lyle29464   Click Here to Email lyle29464     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
A woman went into a store to buy her husband a pet for
his birthday. After looking around, she found that
all the pets were very expensive. She told the clerk
she wanted to buy a pet, but she didn't want to spend
a fortune.

"Well," said the clerk, "I have a very large bullfrog.
They say it's been trained to give blow jobs!"

"Blow jobs!" the woman replied.

"It hasn't been proven but we've sold 30 of them this
month," he said.

The woman thought it would be a great gag gift, and
what if it's more blow jobs for her! She
bought the frog.

When she explained froggy's ability to her husband, he
was extremely skeptical and laughed it off. The
woman went to bed happy, thinking she
may never need to perform this less than riveting act
again. In the middle of the night, she was awakened
by the noise of pots and pans flying everywhere,
making hellacious banging and crashing sounds. She
ran downstairs to the kitchen, only to find her
husband and the frog reading cookbooks.

"What are you two doing at this hour?" she asked.

The husband replied, "If I can teach this frog to
cook, your *** is gone.

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From: Coleman, Wisconsin
Registered: Jan 2002

posted 08-22-2002 02:34 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Boss302   Click Here to Email Boss302     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote

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From: So. Fl.
Registered: Aug 2000

posted 08-22-2002 03:59 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for mellowyellow     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Guess she was in a kindly mood, Coulda set him afloat on one sq. of paper in the commode prior to a chili/beer attack! LOL!

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