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mellowyellow
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posted 08-01-2002 09:09 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for mellowyellow     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Flatulence is an art. Being able to let a good one at the right time is truly an art. Used to let them go in Mon AM sales meeting. Back when I drank beer which is like NOS to a dragster! One morning a woman "motivator" came to speak-walking up the aisle just as a septic tank special wafted up and caught her in the face! Laughter started and meeting was a failure. Was proud LOL! when the mgr said "only Pete could pull that off!" Another was in the elevator. Let's hear some classic tales of award winning fartsmanship!!
Hope this DOESN'T hit the Bawdy!!

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Moneymaker
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posted 08-01-2002 09:35 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Moneymaker   Click Here to Email Moneymaker     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Just about to get very romantic with a woman and let one rip quietly. Silent, but deadly. Gently turned to her and softly asked......DID YOU CUT ONE?


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SteveLaRiviere
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posted 08-02-2002 04:40 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for SteveLaRiviere   Click Here to Email SteveLaRiviere     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
At my last job I could be working alone in my office for hours, but as soon as I'd let one go someone would always come in and have to ask me a question.

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69 Sportsroof
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From: Valley, Alabama, USA
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posted 08-04-2002 09:21 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for 69 Sportsroof   Click Here to Email 69 Sportsroof     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Had to go to Atlanta-Hartsfield Int Airport to pick up my mom's friend flying in from Hawaii. This was several years ago so you could still go to the terminal and meet passengers. Well it takes 75 minutes just to get to Atlanta and then another hour to get into the airport from my house. I had to take a wiz so bad that I was afraid I wet my pants if I tried to let out the @ss blaster I'd been building up. You have to know that I'm from a small, country kind of town so I was in shorts, t-shirt and sandles with a baseball cap. Anyway, I finally make it to the john in the terminal and it is full of suits. I'm talking $1000 suit wearing executive preppy suit wearing folks. I rush to the urinal and get relieved and all of a sudden, the loudest, raspist, longest fart came out of me that I have ever experienced. It was incredible!!! Felt like the world had been lifted off of my shoulders. Well, every guy in that john couldn't get out fast enough. There had to be at least 50 heads in there and 49 of them flushed in rapid succession. I bet the entire city of Atlanta experience a brief water pressure shortage at that moment. I couldn't help but laugh out loud at all those sissy dudes trying to get out of there so fast.

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Mike Harris
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posted 08-04-2002 10:08 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Mike Harris   Click Here to Email Mike Harris     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
[QUOTEI bet the entire city of Atlanta experience a brief water pressure shortage at that moment.[/B][/QUOTE]

That must have been the day that green cloud floated down here from up in the northern part of the state. WHEW!!!

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69 Sportsroof
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From: Valley, Alabama, USA
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posted 08-05-2002 12:01 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for 69 Sportsroof   Click Here to Email 69 Sportsroof     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Whats more is that my 10 year old daughter can out fart any man I know... I'm sure she'll grow out of it, but for the time being, she's a hoot!! (pun intended)

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SteveLaRiviere
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From: Saco, Maine Toys: '70 Mustang Mach 1 - '72 Mustang Sprint - '94 F-150
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posted 08-05-2002 08:07 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for SteveLaRiviere   Click Here to Email SteveLaRiviere     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
I call the real heavy duty ones 'pants inflators'

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65darkhorse
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posted 08-20-2002 12:08 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for 65darkhorse     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
> Why do men break wind more than women?
> Because women can't shut up long enough to build up the required
> pressure.

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