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Topic: Best sayings NOT on t-shirts
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fordnmerc
Gearhead Posts: 526
From: Watkins Glen, NY USA
Registered: Mar 2002
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posted 07-22-2002 05:04 PM
   
Thought we should have a thread for sayings on things besides tee shirts.On a refrigerated truck: ED'S BEEF
NOBODY BEATS OUR MEAT Back in the days when the U.S. Grand Prix was flourishing here, some guys came to the track in a rented truck. They had sprayed out the T and R on truck, and replaced it with a single letter: HERTZ RENT A F*CK  ------------------
David "Lean on me. I am just another dumb fence post." 1978 LTD II 2 Door
1979 Ranchero GT
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SteveLaRiviere
Administrator Posts: 26864
From: Saco, Maine
Registered: May 99
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posted 07-22-2002 07:35 PM
There's a septic tank company around here that has a slogan of "We're #1 in the #2 business!"To compete, another company has "Your #2 is our bread and butter!"  ------------------
My Wild Oats have turned to Shredded Wheat.
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ccode67
Gearhead Posts: 1153
From: douglasville,ga,usa
Registered: Mar 2001
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posted 07-23-2002 07:24 AM
During my septic tank troubles last spring, the pumper truck had "HONEY WAGON" painted on the rear.
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Thud
Gearhead Posts: 964
From: Cumming,Ga.,USofA
Registered: Jun 99
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posted 07-23-2002 12:33 PM
quote:
Originally posted by ccode67:
During my septic tank troubles last spring, the pumper truck had "HONEY WAGON" painted on the rear.
We've got a local septic tank company that has "Honey Wagon" painted on their trucks. One of them has added: "It smells like money to me!" ------------------
Everybody hates me just because I'm paranoid... Dwayne M&M Member #18
'94 Lightning #942 of 4007
'70 Mach1
2 '69 Cyclone Spoiler II's
'65 Galaxie 500 + parts car [This message has been edited by Thud (edited 07-23-2002).]
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Moneymaker
Administrator Posts: 15755
From: Lyons, IL, USA
Registered: May 99
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posted 07-24-2002 10:34 AM
Let's 68 you blow me and I'll owe you one! ------------------
Alex Denysenko
Co-Administrator and Moderator/ non 65-66 Mustang owner sensitivity co-ordinator NHRA/IHRA/SRA member
NHRA and IHRA SS/LA National Record Holder '00, '01, & '02
Fleet of FoMoCo products including 88 ASC McLaren Mustang #28
Part time secret agent license #0089
Professional Manwhore
The Barry of BarrysGrrl
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mellowyellow
Gearhead Posts: 5123
From: So. Fl.
Registered: Aug 2000
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posted 07-24-2002 12:57 PM
quote:
Originally posted by fordnmerc:
Thought we should have a thread for sayings on things besides tee shirts.On a refrigerated truck: ED'S BEEF
NOBODY BEATS OUR MEAT Back in the days when the U.S. Grand Prix was flourishing here, some guys came to the track in a rented truck. They had sprayed out the T and R on truck, and replaced it with a single letter: HERTZ RENT A F*CK
It was Pete's meat market....
YOU CANT'T BEAT PETE'S MEAT! "Snaps" The candy bar without a wrapper.
Handled by dealer's everywhere.
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MLariviere
Moderator Posts: 2798
From: Biddeford,Me.USA
Registered: May 99
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posted 07-25-2002 09:04 PM
There is another septic truck that says they are the terd generation!
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Diggedirt
Gearhead Posts: 120
From: near Peoria, Illinois
Registered: Oct 2000
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posted 09-11-2002 03:11 PM
If the septic guys think it smells like money, They need to start putting their wallets in their front pockets!!![This message has been edited by Diggedirt (edited 09-11-2002).]
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mellowyellow
Gearhead Posts: 5123
From: So. Fl.
Registered: Aug 2000
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posted 09-11-2002 04:21 PM
quote:
Originally posted by Diggedirt:
If the septic guys think it smells like money, They need to start putting their wallets in their front pockets!!![This message has been edited by Diggedirt (edited 09-11-2002).]
Good one!!
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jsracingbbf
Gearhead Posts: 666
From: Batesville,MS. , U.S.A.
Registered: Mar 2002
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posted 09-11-2002 10:32 PM
My fav not on a t shirt is this advertisment I saw on Brit TV show from satellite at my Dad's. it was for womens underwear. They proudly stated that their knickers weren't the greatest thing in the world but they were right next to it! I can't argue with that reasoning!
Jerry
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MissingCat
Gearhead Posts: 486
From: BC, Canada, Eh?
Registered: Sep 2001
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posted 09-13-2002 02:22 AM
There was a radiator shop in a little town in the BC interior with a sign on the front:Front Street Radiator
A good place to take a leak!
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capri man
Gearhead Posts: 2075
From: doerun, ga.
Registered: Nov 2000
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posted 09-13-2002 09:19 AM
on a local tire store's service truck.INVITE US TO YOUR NEXT BIG BLOWOUT!! ------------------
mike r
racing is real
everything else is just a game.
81 capri-7.51 @89mph 1/8
1.54 60 ft.
http://prestage.com/site/site_display.asp?SiteID=141
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69maverick
Gearhead Posts: 785
From: Thomaston,CT.
Registered: Jan 2001
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posted 10-01-2002 09:46 AM
The Concrete company I used to work for had
"Nobody gets harder than we do! " Painted on the side of the mixers!! And a few of them said" No one gets stiffer than F & F "
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cobravenom71
Gearhead Posts: 117
From: KIssimee, Fl USA
Registered: Aug 2002
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posted 11-08-2002 03:28 PM
Why is 77 better than 69?
You get 8 more! ( ate more!)
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mellowyellow
Gearhead Posts: 5123
From: So. Fl.
Registered: Aug 2000
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posted 11-09-2002 08:07 AM
Seen on a flatbed! Where else! In the back window...I'd slap you but sh*t splatters. On the back window of a PU from Texas! The whiz kid doing his number on a big "U"!! Wondered how long it took before he got his window and "lights" punched out!!
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