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fordnmerc
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From: Watkins Glen, NY USA
Registered: Mar 2002

posted 07-22-2002 05:04 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for fordnmerc   Click Here to Email fordnmerc     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Thought we should have a thread for sayings on things besides tee shirts.

On a refrigerated truck:

ED'S BEEF
NOBODY BEATS OUR MEAT

Back in the days when the U.S. Grand Prix was flourishing here, some guys came to the track in a rented truck. They had sprayed out the T and R on truck, and replaced it with a single letter:

HERTZ RENT A F*CK

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David

"Lean on me. I am just another dumb fence post."

1978 LTD II 2 Door
1979 Ranchero GT

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SteveLaRiviere
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From: Saco, Maine
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posted 07-22-2002 07:35 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for SteveLaRiviere   Click Here to Email SteveLaRiviere     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
There's a septic tank company around here that has a slogan of "We're #1 in the #2 business!"

To compete, another company has "Your #2 is our bread and butter!"

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My Wild Oats have turned to Shredded Wheat.

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ccode67
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From: douglasville,ga,usa
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posted 07-23-2002 07:24 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for ccode67   Click Here to Email ccode67     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
During my septic tank troubles last spring, the pumper truck had "HONEY WAGON" painted on the rear.

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Thud
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From: Cumming,Ga.,USofA
Registered: Jun 99

posted 07-23-2002 12:33 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Thud     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
quote:
Originally posted by ccode67:
During my septic tank troubles last spring, the pumper truck had "HONEY WAGON" painted on the rear.

We've got a local septic tank company that has "Honey Wagon" painted on their trucks. One of them has added: "It smells like money to me!"

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Dwayne

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Moneymaker
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From: Lyons, IL, USA
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posted 07-24-2002 10:34 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Moneymaker   Click Here to Email Moneymaker     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Let's 68

you blow me and I'll owe you one!

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Alex Denysenko
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The Barry of BarrysGrrl

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mellowyellow
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From: So. Fl.
Registered: Aug 2000

posted 07-24-2002 12:57 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for mellowyellow     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
quote:
Originally posted by fordnmerc:
Thought we should have a thread for sayings on things besides tee shirts.

On a refrigerated truck:

ED'S BEEF
NOBODY BEATS OUR MEAT

Back in the days when the U.S. Grand Prix was flourishing here, some guys came to the track in a rented truck. They had sprayed out the T and R on truck, and replaced it with a single letter:

HERTZ RENT A F*CK


It was Pete's meat market....
YOU CANT'T BEAT PETE'S MEAT!

"Snaps" The candy bar without a wrapper.
Handled by dealer's everywhere.

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MLariviere
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From: Biddeford,Me.USA
Registered: May 99

posted 07-25-2002 09:04 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for MLariviere   Click Here to Email MLariviere     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
There is another septic truck that says they are the terd generation!

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Diggedirt
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From: near Peoria, Illinois
Registered: Oct 2000

posted 09-11-2002 03:11 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Diggedirt   Click Here to Email Diggedirt     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
If the septic guys think it smells like money, They need to start putting their wallets in their front pockets!!!

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mellowyellow
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From: So. Fl.
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posted 09-11-2002 04:21 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for mellowyellow     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Diggedirt:
If the septic guys think it smells like money, They need to start putting their wallets in their front pockets!!!

[This message has been edited by Diggedirt (edited 09-11-2002).]



Good one!!

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jsracingbbf
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From: Batesville,MS. , U.S.A.
Registered: Mar 2002

posted 09-11-2002 10:32 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for jsracingbbf   Click Here to Email jsracingbbf     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
My fav not on a t shirt is this advertisment I saw on Brit TV show from satellite at my Dad's. it was for womens underwear. They proudly stated that their knickers weren't the greatest thing in the world but they were right next to it! I can't argue with that reasoning!
Jerry

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MissingCat
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From: BC, Canada, Eh?
Registered: Sep 2001

posted 09-13-2002 02:22 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for MissingCat   Click Here to Email MissingCat     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
There was a radiator shop in a little town in the BC interior with a sign on the front:

Front Street Radiator
A good place to take a leak!

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capri man
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From: doerun, ga.
Registered: Nov 2000

posted 09-13-2002 09:19 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for capri man   Click Here to Email capri man     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
on a local tire store's service truck.

INVITE US TO YOUR NEXT BIG BLOWOUT!!

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mike r
racing is real
everything else is just a game.
81 capri-7.51 @89mph 1/8
1.54 60 ft.
http://prestage.com/site/site_display.asp?SiteID=141

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69maverick
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From: Thomaston,CT.
Registered: Jan 2001

posted 10-01-2002 09:46 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for 69maverick   Click Here to Email 69maverick     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
The Concrete company I used to work for had
"Nobody gets harder than we do! " Painted on the side of the mixers!! And a few of them said" No one gets stiffer than F & F "

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cobravenom71
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From: KIssimee, Fl USA
Registered: Aug 2002

posted 11-08-2002 03:28 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for cobravenom71   Click Here to Email cobravenom71     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Why is 77 better than 69?
You get 8 more! ( ate more!)

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mellowyellow
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From: So. Fl.
Registered: Aug 2000

posted 11-09-2002 08:07 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for mellowyellow     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Seen on a flatbed! Where else! In the back window...I'd slap you but sh*t splatters. On the back window of a PU from Texas! The whiz kid doing his number on a big "U"!! Wondered how long it took before he got his window and "lights" punched out!!

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