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Topic: Pickup Lines?
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Poohbair
Journeyman Posts: 21
From: Kittitas, WA
Registered: Jul 2002
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posted 07-09-2002 09:37 PM
   
What are the best (or worst...) pickup lines you have ever heard or used? A couple of my Favorites....
Wanna play army? I will lay down and you can blow the hell out of me.
Wanna go back to my place for pizza and sex? What, you don't like pizza?
F**k me if I'm wrong, but is your name Helga?
Did you wash those pants in Windex, cause I can sure see myself in them...
Nice rackAnybody have any good ones?
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...there is something about women in flame retardant pants...
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SteveLaRiviere
Administrator Posts: 26864
From: Saco, Maine
Registered: May 99
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posted 07-09-2002 09:48 PM
A man goes up to a woman in a bar and says "I'd really like to get into your pants!""Why?" answered the woman, "There's an a$$hole in there already!"  ------------------
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Ked
Moderator Posts: 7506
From: Hot Hills o' Sand, N.C.
Registered: Jul 99
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posted 07-09-2002 10:35 PM
I've heard quite a few in my times....probably the most memorable was: "I'd give 10 minutes off the end of my life just for a cup of your bath water"  please don't ever try this....all I did was laugh in the guys face and walk away
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mellowyellow
Gearhead Posts: 5123
From: So. Fl.
Registered: Aug 2000
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posted 07-09-2002 10:45 PM
The wors one wasnt even a line it was just outrageous. We finally talked these two girls to get in the car. Just as the one girl was getting in the back with me, my 'friend', yeah sure! says to her Hey baby, wanna suck a big one! The girl trying to get out hit her head on the jamb but they managed to run like hell. I wasn't too far from home, so I got and walked-never spoke more than a couple words to him again.
I'll crawl a mile through broken glass just to hear you piss into a tin can over the telephone!
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jsracingbbf
Gearhead Posts: 666
From: Batesville,MS. , U.S.A.
Registered: Mar 2002
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posted 07-10-2002 02:12 AM
Some lame ones Ive heard at the office are
Wish I had a swing set like that in my back yard, And I really like your peaches can I shake your tree? And Baby did it hurt when you fell from heaven. And the lamest of all guy says hello darling whats your name? mine is Heywood,,, Heywould Jablowme I bet none of these worked, My wife says they would result in a sharp quick slap to the head!
Jerry
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Dave Gibson
Moderator Posts: 6327
From: Pensacola, Florida, USA M&M#166 MCA#47921
Registered: Aug 99
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posted 07-10-2002 04:02 AM
The best line I ever heard:How would you like to slip out of a bar and into a bed???  Dave & Terri ------------------
Poison Ivy (Dave's)
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Robert K
Gearhead Posts: 459
From: Nashville, TN
Registered: Apr 2000
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posted 07-12-2002 06:14 PM
A guy gives a girl several green M&M's and says, "I wish these were emeralds".I don't know if it worked or not. ------------------
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SteveLaRiviere
Administrator Posts: 26864
From: Saco, Maine
Registered: May 99
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posted 07-12-2002 06:19 PM
quote:
Originally posted by Ked:
I've heard quite a few in my times....probably the most memorable was: "I'd give 10 minutes off the end of my life just for a cup of your bath water" please don't ever try this....all I did was laugh in the guys face and walk away
You'd need a real low IQ to think that line would work...  ------------------
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dark7068
Gearhead Posts: 675
From: BC, Canada
Registered: May 2002
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posted 07-14-2002 09:35 PM
I said this to a girl,
IF I told you, you had a nice body, will you hold it against me.
We've been together for 12 years now, 6 of them happily married.
Rick
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dark7068
Gearhead Posts: 675
From: BC, Canada
Registered: May 2002
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posted 07-14-2002 09:39 PM
And if you say the Roses are Red line, and after that she laughs, continue with..
But.....
The Roses are wilted,
the Violets are dead
The sugarbowls empty, and so is your head.. and walk away. It will get them thinking, and will definately want to talk (or freak) some more. Rick
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Moneymaker
Administrator Posts: 15755
From: Lyons, IL, USA
Registered: May 99
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posted 07-19-2002 10:51 AM
Wanna F**K? is the best one that I have ever heard.  ------------------
Alex Denysenko
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Ken
Gearhead Posts: 3205
From: Prospect, Ct. M&M Member No. 31 MCA Member 49299
Registered: Jun 99
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posted 07-19-2002 12:04 PM
See this face....its leaving in five minutes....be on it !!! or As long as I have this face....you'll always have a place to sit !!! ------------------
Conciousness - that annoying time between naps. Ken
1965 Springtime Yellow Coupe - 302GT40-4spd
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and much, MUCH MORE !!!
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capri man
Gearhead Posts: 2075
From: doerun, ga.
Registered: Nov 2000
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posted 07-19-2002 12:46 PM
NO NO NO NO ALEX. just cant learn you nothin!! you gotta have casual conversation first.
example; nice weather huh? wanna screx?
see, now aint that better?------------------
mike r
racing is real
everything else is just a game.
81 capri-7.56 @88mph 1/8
1.56 60 ft.
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ccode67
Gearhead Posts: 1153
From: douglasville,ga,usa
Registered: Mar 2001
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posted 07-19-2002 12:51 PM
quote:
Originally posted by Moneymaker:
Wanna F**K? is the best one that I have ever heard.
Followed by: OK, how about a BJ then.
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dark7068
Gearhead Posts: 675
From: BC, Canada
Registered: May 2002
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posted 07-19-2002 01:46 PM
Nice a$$, can I wear it as a hat.
If I followed you home, will you keep me.
Nice legs, what time do they open.
Im a photgrapher for _________, wanna model for me, we can use my car
I bet you look twice as nice laying down as you do standing there.
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Moneymaker
Administrator Posts: 15755
From: Lyons, IL, USA
Registered: May 99
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posted 07-21-2002 09:43 PM
69????? How about a 68 instead? You blow me and I'll owe you one. ------------------
Alex Denysenko
Co-Administrator and Moderator/ non 65-66 Mustang owner sensitivity co-ordinator NHRA/IHRA/SRA member
NHRA and IHRA SS/LA National Record Holder '00, '01, & '02
Fleet of FoMoCo products including 88 ASC McLaren Mustang #28
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Boss302
Gearhead Posts: 783
From: Coleman, Wisconsin
Registered: Jan 2002
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posted 07-29-2002 09:20 PM
when someone says '**** you' to you, say 'promise'? or 'anytime'.spencer's sister said **** you to me and i said anytime. LOL, i got punched by both of them. hahaha ------------------
Max
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Mike Harris
Journeyman Posts: 96
From: Oakfield, Ga USA
Registered: Jul 2002
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posted 07-30-2002 12:35 PM
How about...."Wanna get naked and play twister?"Last resort..."Ya might as well go home with me....I'm gonna tell all my friends you did anyway!!"
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Mike Harris
MKZ Racing
home.isoa.net/~mharrisj
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bibbs68
Gearhead Posts: 829
From: Jackson, TN
Registered: Sep 2000
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posted 07-30-2002 04:51 PM
quote:
Originally posted by Mike Harris:
Last resort..."Ya might as well go home with me....I'm gonna tell all my friends you did anyway!!"
That is funny !
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SteveLaRiviere
Administrator Posts: 26864
From: Saco, Maine
Registered: May 99
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posted 07-30-2002 07:03 PM
Pickup Lines?"Hey, baby, wanna see my F-150?" ------------------
Perhaps you've seen my seashell collection? I keep them scattered on beaches throughout the world.
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67stang
Gearhead Posts: 1145
From: Lynn Haven FL
Registered: Jun 99
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posted 07-31-2002 11:52 PM
"when someone says '**** you' to you, say 'promise'? or 'anytime'."Now thats got me in trouble a time or two.......
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capri man
Gearhead Posts: 2075
From: doerun, ga.
Registered: Nov 2000
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posted 08-01-2002 10:14 AM
LOL at steve!!------------------
mike r
racing is real
everything else is just a game.
81 capri-7.56 @88mph 1/8
1.56 60 ft.
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70boss302
Journeyman Posts: 94
From: Jeffersonville, NY USA
Registered: Mar 2002
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posted 08-01-2002 07:09 PM
How about you ask her for a "kiss" and when she puckers up, you polietly inform her "that was NOT where I wanted to kiss you!". You get slapped a lot, but l*id too! Bill
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SteveLaRiviere
Administrator Posts: 26864
From: Saco, Maine
Registered: May 99
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posted 08-01-2002 08:00 PM
Tell her you saw her in your dreams, then as she smiles mention they were wet... ------------------
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SteveLaRiviere
Administrator Posts: 26864
From: Saco, Maine
Registered: May 99
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posted 08-02-2002 04:37 PM
The Top Ten Worst Opening Lines of All Time:#10 - You look like a hooker I knew in Phoenix. #9 - You remind me of my dead ex-girlfriend. #8 - If you were a booger I'd pick you first. #7 - You look just like my mama. I love my mama. #6 - Gross! Somebody farted. Let's get out of here. #5 - Hey, baby, wanna go halves on a bastard? #4 - So... is it safe to say I'm gonna get lucky tonight? #3 - You'll do. #2 - Wow! Are those real? And the #1 worst opening line of all time: "Gee, for a fat girl, you sure don't sweat much."
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lilgtgirl
Journeyman Posts: 25
From: usa
Registered: Jan 2002
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posted 08-05-2002 08:53 PM
here's one that just might work for you guys...
F**k me if i'm wrong but i think you wanna kiss me
either way you'll get something out of it!
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Ken&Shell
Gearhead Posts: 496
From: Mocksville, NC
Registered: May 2000
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posted 08-09-2002 12:49 PM
How about: You with all those curves, and me with no brakes!!!
I lost my teddy bear, will you sleep with me?
Do you like blueberries or strawberries, because I want to know what kind of pancakes to order in the morning?
I'm new in town, oculd I have directions to your house?
Shell
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Moneymaker
Administrator Posts: 15755
From: Lyons, IL, USA
Registered: May 99
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posted 08-09-2002 01:47 PM
I like that one. ------------------
Alex Denysenko
Co-Administrator and Moderator/ non 65-66 Mustang owner sensitivity co-ordinator NHRA/IHRA/SRA member
NHRA and IHRA SS/LA National Record Holder '00, '01, & '02
Fleet of FoMoCo products including 88 ASC McLaren Mustang #28
Part time secret agent license #0089
Professional Manwhore
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Ken&Shell
Gearhead Posts: 496
From: Mocksville, NC
Registered: May 2000
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posted 08-09-2002 01:49 PM
Which one alex?Shell
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SteveLaRiviere
Administrator Posts: 26864
From: Saco, Maine
Registered: May 99
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posted 08-09-2002 08:30 PM
quote:
Originally posted by Ken&Shell:
You with all those curves, and me with no brakes!!!
This one's great!
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I65Stang
Gearhead Posts: 5735
From: Antelope, CA
Registered: Jun 99
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posted 08-12-2002 12:11 AM
How about look down, then back at her, down again, back at her, down and back at her then say "what? you think its gonna suck itself" ------------------
Tim M&M Member #35
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Square Pants
Journeyman Posts: 35
From: Phoenix, AZ
Registered: Aug 2002
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posted 08-22-2002 12:36 AM
Here's a few that I've heard...I'd really like to see how you look when I'm naked. I lost my puppy. Can you help me find him? I think he went into this cheap motel room. Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?
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65darkhorse
Gearhead Posts: 122
From: ME: Geneva, Switzerland CAR: Northern NJ :(
Registered: Aug 2002
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posted 08-22-2002 03:52 AM
PICK UP LINES THAT WORK....NO, REALLY!
1. I wish you were a door so I could slam you all day.
2. Nice legs...what time do they open?
3. Do you work for UPS? I thought I saw you checking out my package.
4. You've got 206 bones in your body, want one more?
5. Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?
6. I may not be the best looking guy in here, but I'm the only one talking to you.
7. I'm a bird watcher and I'm looking for a Big Breasted Bed Thrasher: have you seen one?
8. I'm fighting the urge to make you the happiest woman on earth tonight.
9. Want to play army? I'll lay down and you can blow the hell outta me.
10. I wish you were a Pony Carousel outside Superdrug, so I could ride you all day long for a quarter.
11. Oh, I'm sorry, I thought that was a Braille name tag.
12. I'd really like to see how you look when I'm naked.
13. Is that a ladder in your stockings or the stairway to heaven?
14. You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.
15. Are those real?
16. You must be the limp doctor because I've got a stiffy.
17. I'd walk a million miles for one of your smiles, and even farther for that thing you do with your tongue.
18. If it's true that we are what we eat, then I could be you by morning.
19. (Look down at your crotch) Well It's not just going to suck itself.
20. You know, if I were you, I'd have sex with me.
21. You. Me. Whipped cream. Handcuffs. Any questions?
22. F@# me if I'm wrong, but is your name Sherry Titsbottom?
23. Those clothes would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor.
24. My name is (name)...remember that, you'll be screaming it later.
25. Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?
26. Hi, I'm Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me.
27. My friend wants to know if YOU think I'M cute.
28. Hi. The voices in my head told me to come over and talk to you.
29. My name isn't Elmo, but you can tickle me anytime you want to.
30. I know milk does a body good, but DAMN, how much have you been drinking?
31. If you were the last woman and I was the last man on earth, I bet we could do it in public.
32. Wanna come over for some pizza and sex? No? Why? Don't you like pizza?
33. Baby, I'm an American Express lover...you shouldn't go home without me.
34. Do you sleep on your stomach? Can I???
35. Do you wash your pants in Windex? Because I can see myself in them.
36. I lost my puppy. Can you help me find him? I think he went into this cheap motel room.
37. (Lick finger and wipe on her shirt) Let's get you out of these wet clothes.
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