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Poohbair
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posted 07-09-2002 09:37 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Poohbair   Click Here to Email Poohbair     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
What are the best (or worst...) pickup lines you have ever heard or used? A couple of my Favorites....
Wanna play army? I will lay down and you can blow the hell out of me.
Wanna go back to my place for pizza and sex? What, you don't like pizza?
F**k me if I'm wrong, but is your name Helga?
Did you wash those pants in Windex, cause I can sure see myself in them...
Nice rack

Anybody have any good ones?

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SteveLaRiviere
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posted 07-09-2002 09:48 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for SteveLaRiviere   Click Here to Email SteveLaRiviere     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
A man goes up to a woman in a bar and says "I'd really like to get into your pants!"

"Why?" answered the woman, "There's an a$$hole in there already!"

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Ked
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posted 07-09-2002 10:35 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Ked   Click Here to Email Ked     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
I've heard quite a few in my times....probably the most memorable was:

"I'd give 10 minutes off the end of my life just for a cup of your bath water"

please don't ever try this....all I did was laugh in the guys face and walk away

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mellowyellow
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posted 07-09-2002 10:45 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for mellowyellow     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
The wors one wasnt even a line it was just outrageous. We finally talked these two girls to get in the car. Just as the one girl was getting in the back with me, my 'friend', yeah sure! says to her Hey baby, wanna suck a big one! The girl trying to get out hit her head on the jamb but they managed to run like hell. I wasn't too far from home, so I got and walked-never spoke more than a couple words to him again.
I'll crawl a mile through broken glass just to hear you piss into a tin can over the telephone!

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jsracingbbf
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posted 07-10-2002 02:12 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for jsracingbbf   Click Here to Email jsracingbbf     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Some lame ones Ive heard at the office are
Wish I had a swing set like that in my back yard, And I really like your peaches can I shake your tree? And Baby did it hurt when you fell from heaven. And the lamest of all guy says hello darling whats your name? mine is Heywood,,, Heywould Jablowme I bet none of these worked, My wife says they would result in a sharp quick slap to the head!
Jerry

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Dave Gibson
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posted 07-10-2002 04:02 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Dave Gibson   Click Here to Email Dave Gibson     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
The best line I ever heard:

How would you like to slip out of a bar and into a bed???

Dave & Terri

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Robert K
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posted 07-12-2002 06:14 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Robert K   Click Here to Email Robert K     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
A guy gives a girl several green M&M's and says, "I wish these were emeralds".

I don't know if it worked or not.

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SteveLaRiviere
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posted 07-12-2002 06:19 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for SteveLaRiviere   Click Here to Email SteveLaRiviere     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Ked:
I've heard quite a few in my times....probably the most memorable was:

"I'd give 10 minutes off the end of my life just for a cup of your bath water"

please don't ever try this....all I did was laugh in the guys face and walk away


You'd need a real low IQ to think that line would work...

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dark7068
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posted 07-14-2002 09:35 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for dark7068   Click Here to Email dark7068     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
I said this to a girl,
IF I told you, you had a nice body, will you hold it against me.
We've been together for 12 years now, 6 of them happily married.


Rick

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dark7068
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posted 07-14-2002 09:39 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for dark7068   Click Here to Email dark7068     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
And if you say the Roses are Red line, and after that she laughs, continue with..
But.....
The Roses are wilted,
the Violets are dead
The sugarbowls empty, and so is your head.. and walk away. It will get them thinking, and will definately want to talk (or freak) some more.

Rick

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Moneymaker
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posted 07-19-2002 10:51 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Moneymaker   Click Here to Email Moneymaker     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Wanna F**K? is the best one that I have ever heard.

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Alex Denysenko
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Ken
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posted 07-19-2002 12:04 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Ken   Click Here to Email Ken     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
See this face....its leaving in five minutes....be on it !!!

or

As long as I have this face....you'll always have a place to sit !!!

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capri man
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posted 07-19-2002 12:46 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for capri man   Click Here to Email capri man     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
NO NO NO NO ALEX. just cant learn you nothin!! you gotta have casual conversation first.
example; nice weather huh? wanna screx?
see, now aint that better?

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mike r
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everything else is just a game.
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ccode67
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posted 07-19-2002 12:51 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for ccode67   Click Here to Email ccode67     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Moneymaker:
Wanna F**K? is the best one that I have ever heard.

Followed by: OK, how about a BJ then.

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dark7068
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posted 07-19-2002 01:46 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for dark7068   Click Here to Email dark7068     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Nice a$$, can I wear it as a hat.
If I followed you home, will you keep me.
Nice legs, what time do they open.
Im a photgrapher for _________, wanna model for me, we can use my car
I bet you look twice as nice laying down as you do standing there.

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Moneymaker
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posted 07-21-2002 09:43 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Moneymaker   Click Here to Email Moneymaker     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
69?????

How about a 68 instead? You blow me and I'll owe you one.

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Alex Denysenko
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Boss302
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posted 07-29-2002 09:20 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Boss302   Click Here to Email Boss302     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
when someone says '**** you' to you, say 'promise'? or 'anytime'.

spencer's sister said **** you to me and i said anytime. LOL, i got punched by both of them. hahaha

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Mike Harris
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posted 07-30-2002 12:35 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Mike Harris   Click Here to Email Mike Harris     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
How about...."Wanna get naked and play twister?"

Last resort..."Ya might as well go home with me....I'm gonna tell all my friends you did anyway!!"


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bibbs68
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posted 07-30-2002 04:51 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for bibbs68   Click Here to Email bibbs68     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Mike Harris:
Last resort..."Ya might as well go home with me....I'm gonna tell all my friends you did anyway!!"


That is funny !

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SteveLaRiviere
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posted 07-30-2002 07:03 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for SteveLaRiviere   Click Here to Email SteveLaRiviere     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Pickup Lines?

"Hey, baby, wanna see my F-150?"

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67stang
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posted 07-31-2002 11:52 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for 67stang   Click Here to Email 67stang     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
"when someone says '**** you' to you, say 'promise'? or 'anytime'."

Now thats got me in trouble a time or two.......

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capri man
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posted 08-01-2002 10:14 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for capri man   Click Here to Email capri man     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
LOL at steve!!

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mike r
racing is real
everything else is just a game.
81 capri-7.56 @88mph 1/8
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70boss302
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posted 08-01-2002 07:09 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for 70boss302   Click Here to Email 70boss302     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
How about you ask her for a "kiss" and when she puckers up, you polietly inform her "that was NOT where I wanted to kiss you!". You get slapped a lot, but l*id too! Bill

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SteveLaRiviere
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posted 08-01-2002 08:00 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for SteveLaRiviere   Click Here to Email SteveLaRiviere     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Tell her you saw her in your dreams, then as she smiles mention they were wet...

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SteveLaRiviere
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posted 08-02-2002 04:37 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for SteveLaRiviere   Click Here to Email SteveLaRiviere     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
The Top Ten Worst Opening Lines of All Time:

#10 - You look like a hooker I knew in Phoenix.

#9 - You remind me of my dead ex-girlfriend.

#8 - If you were a booger I'd pick you first.

#7 - You look just like my mama. I love my mama.

#6 - Gross! Somebody farted. Let's get out of here.

#5 - Hey, baby, wanna go halves on a bastard?

#4 - So... is it safe to say I'm gonna get lucky tonight?

#3 - You'll do.

#2 - Wow! Are those real?

And the #1 worst opening line of all time:

"Gee, for a fat girl, you sure don't sweat much."


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lilgtgirl
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posted 08-05-2002 08:53 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for lilgtgirl   Click Here to Email lilgtgirl     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
here's one that just might work for you guys...
F**k me if i'm wrong but i think you wanna kiss me
either way you'll get something out of it!

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Ken&Shell
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posted 08-09-2002 12:49 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Ken&Shell   Click Here to Email Ken&Shell     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
How about:

You with all those curves, and me with no brakes!!!


I lost my teddy bear, will you sleep with me?

Do you like blueberries or strawberries, because I want to know what kind of pancakes to order in the morning?


I'm new in town, oculd I have directions to your house?

Shell

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Moneymaker
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posted 08-09-2002 01:47 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Moneymaker   Click Here to Email Moneymaker     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
I like that one.

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Alex Denysenko
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Ken&Shell
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posted 08-09-2002 01:49 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Ken&Shell   Click Here to Email Ken&Shell     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Which one alex?

Shell

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SteveLaRiviere
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posted 08-09-2002 08:30 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for SteveLaRiviere   Click Here to Email SteveLaRiviere     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Ken&Shell:
You with all those curves, and me with no brakes!!!

This one's great!

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I65Stang
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posted 08-12-2002 12:11 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for I65Stang   Click Here to Email I65Stang     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
How about look down, then back at her, down again, back at her, down and back at her then say "what? you think its gonna suck itself"

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Square Pants
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posted 08-22-2002 12:36 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Square Pants     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Here's a few that I've heard...

I'd really like to see how you look when I'm naked.

I lost my puppy. Can you help me find him? I think he went into this cheap motel room.

Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?


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65darkhorse
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posted 08-22-2002 03:52 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for 65darkhorse   Click Here to Email 65darkhorse     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
PICK UP LINES THAT WORK....NO, REALLY!
1. I wish you were a door so I could slam you all day.
2. Nice legs...what time do they open?
3. Do you work for UPS? I thought I saw you checking out my package.
4. You've got 206 bones in your body, want one more?
5. Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?
6. I may not be the best looking guy in here, but I'm the only one talking to you.
7. I'm a bird watcher and I'm looking for a Big Breasted Bed Thrasher: have you seen one?
8. I'm fighting the urge to make you the happiest woman on earth tonight.
9. Want to play army? I'll lay down and you can blow the hell outta me.
10. I wish you were a Pony Carousel outside Superdrug, so I could ride you all day long for a quarter.
11. Oh, I'm sorry, I thought that was a Braille name tag.
12. I'd really like to see how you look when I'm naked.
13. Is that a ladder in your stockings or the stairway to heaven?
14. You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.
15. Are those real?
16. You must be the limp doctor because I've got a stiffy.
17. I'd walk a million miles for one of your smiles, and even farther for that thing you do with your tongue.
18. If it's true that we are what we eat, then I could be you by morning.
19. (Look down at your crotch) Well It's not just going to suck itself.
20. You know, if I were you, I'd have sex with me.
21. You. Me. Whipped cream. Handcuffs. Any questions?
22. [email protected]# me if I'm wrong, but is your name Sherry Titsbottom?
23. Those clothes would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor.
24. My name is (name)...remember that, you'll be screaming it later.
25. Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?
26. Hi, I'm Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me.
27. My friend wants to know if YOU think I'M cute.
28. Hi. The voices in my head told me to come over and talk to you.
29. My name isn't Elmo, but you can tickle me anytime you want to.
30. I know milk does a body good, but DAMN, how much have you been drinking?
31. If you were the last woman and I was the last man on earth, I bet we could do it in public.
32. Wanna come over for some pizza and sex? No? Why? Don't you like pizza?
33. Baby, I'm an American Express lover...you shouldn't go home without me.
34. Do you sleep on your stomach? Can I???
35. Do you wash your pants in Windex? Because I can see myself in them.
36. I lost my puppy. Can you help me find him? I think he went into this cheap motel room.
37. (Lick finger and wipe on her shirt) Let's get you out of these wet clothes.

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