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69_sportsroof
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From: Camino Calif (yeah, it does snow here)
Registered: Aug 2000

posted 07-01-2002 06:20 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for 69_sportsroof   Click Here to Email 69_sportsroof     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
two young offenders were brought before the judge for sentencing...the judge says since that this is their first offence he's going to try something...both young men were told to go out and get as many people off of drugs as possible and report back in one week. At the end of one week the boys show up befor the judge who asks the first young man how many people he got off drugs."8 your honor" "that's pretty good" says the judge "how did you do it". "the 2 circle method...i drew a big circle ans told them this is your brain...and a small circle and said"this is your brain on drugs".The next lad steps foreward ans states that he got 134 people off drugs."amazing" says the judge, how"?...the 2 circle method..i drew a small circle and a large circle and said "this is your a$$hole before prison"


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mellowyellow
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From: So. Fl.
Registered: Aug 2000

posted 07-01-2002 06:36 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for mellowyellow     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
LMAO! He also should have drwn a toothy smile and a gummy smile----after prison. Don't think those cons like biters!!! LOL!

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SteveLaRiviere
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From: Saco, Maine Toys: '70 Mustang Mach 1 - '72 Mustang Sprint - '94 F-150
Registered: May 99

posted 07-14-2002 05:58 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for SteveLaRiviere   Click Here to Email SteveLaRiviere     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
What did the two druggies at the Grateful Dead concert say when the drugs ran out?

"Man, this band SUCKS!"

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