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mellowyellow
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posted 06-26-2002 07:46 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for mellowyellow     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Have read about screwing in the commode on a jet airliner. Have an Ol. Pan Am pilot friend who did that more than once. Had a passing "good times" with a live wire who hated the Catholic Schurch. So she and her ex got it on at the alter!! At nite, of course. A BIG rush was screwing a sweet thing in her room, helping her with a term paper!! while her parents watched TV. Sneaking into a bedrm at a party with somone's wife. (getting found out!!) So... THIS should be a GOOD thread!!

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Moneymaker
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posted 06-26-2002 10:53 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Moneymaker   Click Here to Email Moneymaker     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Ahhhh, the "mile high club".
Membership has it's rewards.

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68F100
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posted 06-26-2002 08:26 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for 68F100   Click Here to Email 68F100     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Hmmm...I'm gonna go to hell for this one...

On the train.
In my Mazda MX-6 in the driver's seat (that was a tight spot)
In my gf's mother's car.
In her parent's bed
Several public parks.
Picnic table on the side of the freeway in Texas.
Movie theater.
On stairs.

Those are the strangest places I remember. Good thing I have my handbasket ready...

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Stewart
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posted 06-26-2002 11:13 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Stewart   Click Here to Email Stewart     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Heh heh heh...

- Mile High Club

- Driving down Highway 101 several times, both northbound and southbound, including stop-and-go rush hour traffic once!

- My room with my parents in the living room (still was living at home).

- Jacuzzi at a motel while people were walking about and swimming in the pool next to us.

- Movie theatre

- Public Beach

- Back seat of the Crown Vic at the San Jose International Airport parking garage

Heh heh heh...that one was funny! I was waiting for Renee to fly in (we had just gotten back together) and I was sitting in the bar talking with a beautiful, short-hair blonde. After about 45 minutes of drinking and nice conversation, we stepped out for a smoke. Just after finishing the cig, Renee's flight, which had been delayed, arrived. I met her as she was walking down the hallway and we went straight to the car (WEG)

Almost two hours later, we decide to go back into the airport and get a drink! So we go in, sit down, and I order a couple drinks. The same bartender who had been serving me before, looks at Renee, who has long hair, and at that time was a brunette, smiles a devlish smile and gives me one on the house!

Stewart

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jsracingbbf
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posted 06-27-2002 12:07 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for jsracingbbf   Click Here to Email jsracingbbf     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
2nd place is the kids trampoline. Washer machine on spin cycle is always a rip. The paddle wheel boat was different & chancy but not really comfy. So she said ( shrugs ) But The hammock outside by the lake has to be my all time favorite, it has that nice swing to it.
Jerry
I sure hope my wife Vikki doesn't read this or I may have to take down the hammock

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Thud
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posted 06-27-2002 07:04 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Thud     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
In the passenger seat of a TR-6 behind a church in the middle of the night. In the back seats of '83 and '88 Mustangs (at least more room than the TR). Living room floor with her kids sleeping down the hall. In an empty cubicle at work (worked evening shift back then).

Other situations and circumstances that guarantee a certain trip to hell after I shuffle off this mortal coil. (I'll add them after this gets sent to the Bawdy Shop ).

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Dwayne

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71ragtop
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posted 06-27-2002 03:04 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for 71ragtop   Click Here to Email 71ragtop     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Nope, nope, nope...
I ain't gonna play this little game...
the word BLACKMAIL keeps surfacing...hmmm...

Well...ok...just this once.

Back in my Army days, we were a co-ed unit and I had the 3am guard duty in a tree stand, with the girl that I was dating at the time...

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hotstang
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posted 06-27-2002 04:01 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for hotstang   Click Here to Email hotstang     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Stone Mountian Park, Ga. On the Laser Lawn durring the Laser Show.

I-285 in the back of a Station Waggon durring rush hour Who needs window tint

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Dave Witthoeft
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posted 06-28-2002 06:01 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Dave Witthoeft   Click Here to Email Dave Witthoeft     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
In a tree house.

In a 74 Ranchero doing 70.

On the hood of a 65 Mustang.

In inversion boots.

Thats enough for now.

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LaserStang
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posted 06-28-2002 03:22 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for LaserStang   Click Here to Email LaserStang     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
I'm not as adventurous as you guys, unfortunately, but here's my list:

-In the kitchen while the whole family was around the corner in the living room

-On the foldout couch in the garage at my friend's house, while he and his buddies and mom & aunt were inside the house

-And the SCARIEST time was when I was 18, she was 17, her dad wanted to kill me and forbid us from even talking, and I went over there after school and we did it. That was a RUSH!

I have yet to do it in a car though..

~Brian

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Ken&Shell
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posted 07-02-2002 09:59 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Ken&Shell   Click Here to Email Ken&Shell     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
quote:
Originally posted by LaserStang:
I have yet to do it in a car though..
~Brian

That works much easier when you're young and much more limber..
Unless you have a cool 63 Galaxie.. Plenty of room there..

Shell

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Stewart
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posted 07-02-2002 10:03 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Stewart   Click Here to Email Stewart     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Ken&Shell:
That works much easier when you're young and much more limber..
Unless you have a cool 63 Galaxie.. Plenty of room there..

Shell


Heh heh heh...how about a 1985 Lincoln Town Car? Those back seats are huuuuuuge! My Crown Vic aint too small either!

Hmmm, let's see...how many different vehicles have I had fun in....Mom's Lincoln, my Pontiac Astre, Mazda P/U, Dad's Chinook Camper, the Crown Vic, my old Mercury Cougar, my Nissan...oh yeah, there was that time in my work vehicle too! (WEG)

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Ken&Shell
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posted 07-03-2002 03:54 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Ken&Shell   Click Here to Email Ken&Shell     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
But Mustangs, and thunderbirds just don't have enough room...

Shell

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Dad Vishus
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posted 07-03-2002 04:10 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Dad Vishus   Click Here to Email Dad Vishus     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
I CAN'T REMEMBER!!!!!!

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kwazykat
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posted 07-04-2002 07:53 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for kwazykat   Click Here to Email kwazykat     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Ken&Shell:
....don't have enough room...

awwwwwwwww..... shell!!!
ya just gotta be creative grrl!!!


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Poohbair
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posted 07-09-2002 09:29 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Poohbair   Click Here to Email Poohbair     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
In highschool (not that long ago...) on the seat of my Dodge Ram D50 on a daily basis.
In the only bathroom at a party w/ 200+ people. (There was a line of people waiting to pee!)
Lots of times in my wifes Ford Escort
At her parents house
At my parents house
On the front porch
My fav. was in the garage while I was pulling a motor and had grease all over me (and her...)
many, many more....

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Mike Harris
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posted 07-30-2002 09:43 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Mike Harris   Click Here to Email Mike Harris     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
At a keg party when I was 22. About 15-20 people there and I had began talking crap to a girl. Don't remeber why it started, but everyone started saying I was too scared and shy to do it in front of them. After what I felt deserved a standing ovation, they had changed their minds. I'd never dream of doing that now....my wife would kill me!!

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capri man
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posted 07-31-2002 09:19 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for capri man   Click Here to Email capri man     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
hey mike, i think i was at that party. and that was my girlfriend!! hee hee

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Mike Harris
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posted 07-31-2002 12:23 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Mike Harris   Click Here to Email Mike Harris     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
LOL! WHOOPS!!

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68bbstang
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posted 09-01-2002 09:10 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for 68bbstang   Click Here to Email 68bbstang     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Well, 3 places come to mind. The passenger seat of an Opel GT and the foldown in a '69 Mach I. I was obviously more limber back then! The 3rd was a party at somebody's (OK, I was a little hammered)house with a girl I had met there and everyone there felt the need to tape record the evenings activities. Wish I had that tape now for entertainment!

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mellowyellow
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posted 09-01-2002 10:44 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for mellowyellow     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
When I still lived up North-last month to be exact. Went to a big party in hometown. Everyone's blitzed, couple gettin' it on in the back yard, didn't come together and another couple now married went into the john together and took notes of the evening , dissing everyone, pretty rude remarks-one about my date. At midnite, the host brings out the recorder and plays it back, some "bad" LOL! sounds etc. and on came the remarks as they hurriedly exited. Never quite the same in that group again, from what I heard.

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SteveLaRiviere
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posted 09-02-2002 07:28 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for SteveLaRiviere   Click Here to Email SteveLaRiviere     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
quote:
Originally posted by mellowyellow:
couple gettin' it on in the back yard, didn't come together

That takes practice!

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Tom G
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posted 09-22-2002 07:57 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Tom G   Click Here to Email Tom G     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
67 cougar, 73 Vega wagon 79 f-250 68 GTX hell with hotel rooms. Hot tub outside of a friends house while him and his family watching a Nascar race.

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itlbrnmoff
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posted 11-17-2002 12:02 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for itlbrnmoff   Click Here to Email itlbrnmoff     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
In the backyard on a blanket on a hot,starry,summer night...
In the shower or cramped in the bathtub...
In the Lazyboy in the living room...
In the back of a '77 Cougar (lead sled)in Arkansas on vacation with friends by a river cabin that was inhabitable (they lied)
(also produced my 2nd Daughter there...shhh.)
On the living room floor....
In the backyard pool...yesss...
In the garage in the back of the '83 Mustang with the back seat folded down and the hatch open...
Uhhh...Errr...
I think that about covers it
With my Wife of course...

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306 cid T-5 3.45 gear
under construction
No traction devices
A cool Ford Racing Hat...

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dark7068
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posted 11-17-2002 08:28 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for dark7068   Click Here to Email dark7068     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
I did it at the Twisted Sister/Iron Maiden concert when I was 16 with a chick I new from Victoria. Sooooo many people around, lots of smoke and stuff, no one cared.

Rick

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itlbrnmoff
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posted 11-20-2002 01:36 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for itlbrnmoff   Click Here to Email itlbrnmoff     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Confucious Say:
He who fishes in other man's well,often catches crabs...
quote:
Originally posted by mellowyellow:
Have read about screwing in the commode on a jet airliner. Have an Ol. Pan Am pilot friend who did that more than once. Had a passing "good times" with a live wire who hated the Catholic Schurch. So she and her ex got it on at the alter!! At nite, of course. A BIG rush was screwing a sweet thing in her room, helping her with a term paper!! while her parents watched TV. Sneaking into a bedrm at a party with somone's wife. (getting found out!!) So... THIS should be a GOOD thread!!

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1983 Mustang GT T-tops
306 cid T-5 3.45 gear
under construction
No traction devices
A cool Ford Racing Hat...

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