Brought to you in part by:


Tools and Supplies at Eastwood

  Mustangsandmore Forums
  The Men's Room

Post New Topic  Post A Reply
profile | register | preferences | faq | search

UBBFriend: Email This Page to Someone! next newest topic | next oldest topic
capri man

Posts: 1700
From: doerun, ga.
Registered: Nov 2000

posted 05-25-2002 12:59 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for capri man   Click Here to Email capri man     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote

>Women think they already know everything, but wait, training courses
>now available for women on the following subjects:
>1. Silence, the Final Frontier: Where No Woman Has Gone Before
>2. The Undiscovered Side of Banking: Making Deposits
>3. Parties: Going Without New Outfits
>4. Man Management: Minor Household Chores Can Wait until After The
>5. Bathroom Etiquette I: Men Need Space in the Bathroom Cabinet Too.
>6. Bathroom Etiquette II: His Razor is His
>7. Communication Skills I: Tears - The Last Resort, not the First
>8. Communication Skills II: Thinking Before Speaking
>9. Communication Skills III: Getting What you Want Without Nagging
>10. Driving a Car Safely: A Skill You CAN Acquire
>11. Telephone Skills: How to Hang Up
>12. Introduction to Parking
>13. Advanced Parking: Backing Into a Space
>14. Water Retention: Fact or Fat
>15. Cooking I: Bringing Back Bacon, Eggs and Butter
>16. Cooking II: Bran and Tofu are Not for Human Consumption
>17. Cooking III: How NOT to Inflict Your Diets on Other People
>18. Compliments: Accepting Them Gracefully
>19. PMS: Your Problem . .. . Not His
>20. Dancing: Why Men Don't Like To
>21. Classic Clothing: Wearing Outfits You Already Have
>22. Household Dust: A Harmless Natural Occurrence Only Women Notice
>23. Integrating Your Laundry: Washing It All Together
>24. Oil and Petrol: Your Car Needs Both
>25. TV Remotes: For Men Only
>26. Getting ready to go out: Start the day before.

mike r
racing is real
everything else is just a game.
81 capri-7.56 @88mph 1/8
1.56 60 ft.

IP: Logged


Posts: 226
From: Orlando
Registered: May 2002

posted 05-25-2002 02:32 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Buster   Click Here to Email Buster     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Sunday at church:
A few minutes before the services started, the people were seated in their pews and talking.

Suddenly, Satan appeared at the front of the church.

Everyone started screaming and running for an exit, trampling each other in a frantic effort to get away from evil incarnate.

Soon everyone had exited the church except for one elderly gentleman who sat calmly in his pew without moving, seeming oblivious to the fact that God's ultimate enemy was in his presence.

So Satan walked up to the old man and said, "Don't you know who I am?"

The man replied, "Yep, sure do."

"Aren't you afraid of me?" Satan asked.

"Nope, sure ain't." said the man.

"Don't you realize I can kill you with a single word?", asked Satan.

"Don't doubt it for a minute," returned the old man, in an even tone.

"Did you know that I could cause you profound, horrifying, physical AGONY for all eternity?" persisted Satan.

"Yep." Was the calm reply.

"And yet you're still not afraid?" asked Satan.


More than a little perturbed, Satan asked, "Well, why aren't you afraid of me?"

The man calmly replied, "Been married to your sister for over 48 years."

IP: Logged


Posts: 1571
From: Columbia,NJ, USA. 65 Fastback, 69 Coupe MCA #-04549
Registered: Dec 2000

posted 06-26-2002 05:14 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Mike65   Click Here to Email Mike65     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote

Mike & Robin
65 Mustang Fastback
69 Mustang Coupe
99 Explorer Sport
00 Ranger XLT Extd Cab

M&M #- 890
MCA #- 4549

IP: Logged

All times are ET (US)

next newest topic | next oldest topic

Administrative Options: Close Topic | Archive/Move | Delete Topic
Post New Topic  Post A Reply
Hop to:

Contact Us | Mustangsandmore Front Page

Copyright 2002, Steve LaRiviere

Ultimate Bulletin Board 5.47d

Amazon Honor System Click Here to Pay Learn More

[Where are the M&M Members From?]

[About M&M][Acronym Guide][Calendar of Events][Chat Room][Classified Ads] [Links]

[Members' Photos] [Technical Articles][Ford Parts Number Deciphering

[ Bookstore] [Advertise on] [ T-Shirts]