CONTINUING EDUCATION FOR WOMEN
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>Women think they already know everything, but wait, training courses
are
>now available for women on the following subjects:
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>1. Silence, the Final Frontier: Where No Woman Has Gone Before
>2. The Undiscovered Side of Banking: Making Deposits
>3. Parties: Going Without New Outfits
>4. Man Management: Minor Household Chores Can Wait until After The
Game
>5. Bathroom Etiquette I: Men Need Space in the Bathroom Cabinet Too.
>6. Bathroom Etiquette II: His Razor is His
>7. Communication Skills I: Tears - The Last Resort, not the First
>8. Communication Skills II: Thinking Before Speaking
>9. Communication Skills III: Getting What you Want Without Nagging
>10. Driving a Car Safely: A Skill You CAN Acquire
>11. Telephone Skills: How to Hang Up
>12. Introduction to Parking
>13. Advanced Parking: Backing Into a Space
>14. Water Retention: Fact or Fat
>15. Cooking I: Bringing Back Bacon, Eggs and Butter
>16. Cooking II: Bran and Tofu are Not for Human Consumption
>17. Cooking III: How NOT to Inflict Your Diets on Other People
>18. Compliments: Accepting Them Gracefully
>19. PMS: Your Problem . .. . Not His
>20. Dancing: Why Men Don't Like To
>21. Classic Clothing: Wearing Outfits You Already Have
>22. Household Dust: A Harmless Natural Occurrence Only Women Notice
>23. Integrating Your Laundry: Washing It All Together
>24. Oil and Petrol: Your Car Needs Both
>25. TV Remotes: For Men Only
>26. Getting ready to go out: Start the day before.
>

Suddenly, Satan appeared at the front of the church.

Everyone started screaming and running for an exit, trampling each other in a frantic effort to get away from evil incarnate.

Soon everyone had exited the church except for one elderly gentleman who sat calmly in his pew without moving, seeming oblivious to the fact that God's ultimate enemy was in his presence.

So Satan walked up to the old man and said, "Don't you know who I am?"

The man replied, "Yep, sure do."

"Aren't you afraid of me?" Satan asked.

"Nope, sure ain't." said the man.

"Don't you realize I can kill you with a single word?", asked Satan.

"Don't doubt it for a minute," returned the old man, in an even tone.

"Did you know that I could cause you profound, horrifying, physical AGONY for all eternity?" persisted Satan.

"Yep." Was the calm reply.

"And yet you're still not afraid?" asked Satan.

"Nope."

More than a little perturbed, Satan asked, "Well, why aren't you afraid of me?"

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