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Topic: Grrls 101/ Men R Pigs
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jsracingbbf
Journeyman Posts: 98
From: Batesville,MS. , U.S.A.
Registered: Mar 2002
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posted 03-31-2002 12:17 AM
   
One day about 6 yrs. ago while riding around the yard mowing I got to thinking, shouldn't I be figuring out the set- up for the car this weekend or watching the weather channel to see if it's gonna rain the races out? This line of thought created an idea! Can I use some sort of Pyschology to get my wife to mow the grass? forever? Well it took several weeks but I did it. Everytime she came outside I would jump off the mower, run to where she was and tell her this was man's work and highly dangerous and under NO circumstances would I ALLOW her to be anywhere near this complicated piece of machinery. I did this for 3 weeks. I also selected 3 or 4 nice azelea bushes for termination ( I ran them over ) I also re-emphasized my personal trump card I use whenever things seem bleak and I quote " baby I'm sorry about this surely you must realize all men are pigs and we cannot help the gender we are born into " flash the baby blues. After 3 weeks she was asking/ telling me " I don't see why I couldn't ride around like that on the mower it doesn't look that hard to me." ( she took the bait) I didn't give in too soon. I didn't want her to get suspicious. Well soon enough I had her mowing with cutoffs and halter top, which improves the scenery as well as gets lawn cut. Only drawback is 1. the mower has to crank and run with ZERO problems. I 've had to buy one mower due to lack of someone not checking the oil. ( I took the blame ) As we approach another summer down south I am looking forward to spending time in my shop building a fresh back up motor ahhhh LIFE IS GOOD ! 
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Moneymaker
Administrator Posts: 11947
From: Lyons, IL, USA
Registered: May 99
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posted 03-31-2002 12:25 AM
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gttorinofan
Gearhead Posts: 127
From: Charlevoix, mi, USA
Registered: Mar 2002
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posted 03-31-2002 01:04 AM
Hope she doesn't read this 
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johnmustang
Gearhead Posts: 1529
From: Vancouver Island , British Columbia , Canada
Registered: Nov 2001
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posted 03-31-2002 01:51 AM
This is a a plan that only a true pig of a man could have thought of , welcome to the club JONH ------------------
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mellowyellow
Gearhead Posts: 4063
From: So. Fl.
Registered: Aug 2000
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posted 03-31-2002 10:31 AM
Man!! That's a TRIPLE OINK on the Pig Scale!!Creative, Underhanded, Diabolical, and just plain PIG!
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SteveLaRiviere
Administrator Posts: 22992
From: Saco, Maine USA
Registered: May 99
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posted 03-31-2002 06:45 PM
That's how we men have been able to live alongside women all these years! ------------------
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dhearn
Gearhead Posts: 173
From: Owenton Ky,USA
Registered: Nov 2000
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posted 03-31-2002 08:49 PM
My opinion: in A perfect world the woman would be doing the trim work on the yard while I mowed then when the yard work was finished she would then come to the garage to help build the backup motor.
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jsracingbbf
Journeyman Posts: 98
From: Batesville,MS. , U.S.A.
Registered: Mar 2002
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posted 03-31-2002 09:31 PM
Hate to disagree with you my friend but in a perfect world there is NO Trim work, the whole yard is cement, aka starting line type cement and grass is in the pasture across from your house where the cows graze peacefully until you fire up the alky motor and old man Gandy comes over to ask just what is it that makes all that noise anyhow? And he winds up helping you and telling you old war stories of how they hopped up a willys jeep in the army. About that time your drop dead good looking wife brings you ice cold sweet tea or a cold brew and announces supper will be warm and ready when ever you are, and on her way out of the shop she slips a note in your coveralls that says she would like for you to join her AND Trish Stratus from WWF in the hot tub later. Then while relaxing in the hot tub with the two beauties Ed McMahan pops buy with a abnormally large sweepstakes check and announces that it will be tax free. NOW THAT IS A PERFECT WORLD!
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MLariviere
Moderator Posts: 2383
From: Biddeford,Me.USA
Registered: May 99
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posted 04-01-2002 08:36 AM
quote:
Originally posted by jsracingbbf:
NOW THAT IS A PERFECT WORLD!
What,no ice cream???  I tried the mowing azaleas thing,and it doesn't work for me. 
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ccode67
Gearhead Posts: 828
From: douglasville,ga,usa
Registered: Mar 2001
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posted 04-01-2002 10:24 AM
My wife drive the lawnmower.....NO WAY, I don't have time to fix all the stuff she would tear up by running over shrubs, rakes, hose and probably even trees......much quicker to cut the grass my self.....obviously I'm married to a regular girl and not a GRRL.
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AKBOSSMAN
Gearhead Posts: 2749
From: WASILLA , AK USA M&M #743 MCA #40857
Registered: Oct 2000
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posted 04-01-2002 03:49 PM
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Originally posted by ccode67:
My wife drive the lawnmower.....NO WAY, I don't have time to fix all the stuff she would tear up by running over shrubs, rakes, hose and probably even trees......much quicker to cut the grass my self.....obviously I'm married to a regular girl and not a GRRL.
"I also selected 3 or 4 nice azelea bushes for termination ( I ran them over ) "
jsracingbbf
Sounds like reverse training!
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