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Topic: Sad story of Jeff Gordon
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mellowyellow
Gearhead Posts: 4063
From: So. Fl.
Registered: Aug 2000
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posted 03-19-2002 03:39 PM
  
An a**hole racer named Jeff Gordon
A** kicked over ol' River Jordan
No more Nookey from Brookey,
He drew a BAD fortune cookie.
Alimony he will be suppordin'!!A calculatin' bitch name of Brookey
Figured she gave out Solid Gold Nookey!!
Gave it to Jeff up the butt
That conivin' Bitch Slut..
Surely sh*t on his last Oreo cookie! A calculatin' BITCH name of Brookey,
Figured she gave out Solid Gold Nookey!!,
Man! it really got terse,
Brooke's the Ol' Devil's Curse!
With claws gouging in each winning purse!!!
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71ragtop
Moderator Posts: 2416
From: Atlanta, GA
Registered: May 99
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posted 03-19-2002 11:30 PM
Hmmm, let's do the math shall we....1) How many years were they married? 2) How many times per week did she give it up? 3) Multiply Answer 2 X 52 and you get the number of times per year. 4) Multiply Answer 3 X Answer 1 and you get the total number of times she gave it up in the whole marraige. 5) Divide $10,000,000 by Answer 4 and you get the cost per screw that ol Jeff is paying. And in the end, he's the SCREWEE instead of the SCREWER!
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Mach1Maniac
Journeyman Posts: 27
From: Texas
Registered: Feb 2002
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posted 03-20-2002 09:31 AM
Just think of all the Mustangs he could have bought for that money.
Guess that's what he gets for driving a Chebby.
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helping hand
Journeyman Posts: 52
From: Salem,OR
Registered: Apr 2002
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posted 04-30-2002 10:52 PM
Saw Tony Stewart on Best Dam Sports show. They asked him about the alimoney and he replied,looking like he was going to catch hell for his words down the road"She can have the money when she start's driving the car".
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johnmustang
Gearhead Posts: 1529
From: Vancouver Island , British Columbia , Canada
Registered: Nov 2001
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posted 05-01-2002 12:01 AM
Vagimony is " the screwing you get for the screwing you got " , but , it never turns out equal. JOHN  ------------------
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Moneymaker
Administrator Posts: 11947
From: Lyons, IL, USA
Registered: May 99
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posted 05-01-2002 10:16 AM
I still say that he is gay!  ------------------
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helping hand
Journeyman Posts: 52
From: Salem,OR
Registered: Apr 2002
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posted 05-01-2002 11:41 PM
I think the reason for the devorce is that Brook caught Jimmy and Jeff "Doing The Nasty" to seal the deal. Did you hear that Jimmy got Jeffs old "Winning Fontana Car".
Why not Terry or Jerry? Very interesting indeed...
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mellowyellow
Gearhead Posts: 4063
From: So. Fl.
Registered: Aug 2000
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posted 05-01-2002 11:52 PM
quote:
Originally posted by Moneymaker:
I still say that he is gay!
He got a rainbow on the back of his car??????? He oughta meet the cop on The Shield!! LOL!
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Thud
Gearhead Posts: 847
From: Cumming,Ga.,USofA
Registered: Jun 99
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posted 05-06-2002 07:54 AM
quote:
Originally posted by helping hand:
I think the reason for the devorce is that Brook caught Jimmy and Jeff "Doing The Nasty" to seal the deal.
If the story I got from the sports marketing guy is true, this is a probable.
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mellowyellow
Gearhead Posts: 4063
From: So. Fl.
Registered: Aug 2000
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posted 05-06-2002 03:45 PM
All he did was leave the wrong color "wet spot" on the bed!!!
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helping hand
Journeyman Posts: 52
From: Salem,OR
Registered: Apr 2002
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posted 05-06-2002 09:09 PM
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