ok, here's one for real...

Mitsubishi / Mitsush!tty

When I worked at the mopar dealer, we worked on furrys, lesbians, sapphos, and we called the pickups 'turdwagons.'

At the buick dealership we had chicken hawks, beagles, more lesbians, x bodies, gutlesses, puking ducks, bizarros...

Occasionally, I was assigned to work on Ford Granolas, Large Tin Dinosaurs, hmmm, I don't have many derogatory names for Fords, for some odd reason.

We've all heard that ones for F O R D. It doesn't take a geneous to think of one for Ford.

Mopar: Most Original Parts Already Replaced (I own a '97 Dakota. I've replaced the air filter, battery and the oil. Period.)

Chevrolet: Can Hear Every Valve, Rockerarm, Or Lifter Each Time.

Because U Deserve What Every Individual Should Enjoy Regularly

Of course MOPAR = Mostly Old Parts And Rust

Dave

AUDI: always unsafe designs implemented

BMW: bimbo motor weapon

BUICK: big ugly indestructible car killer

CHEVROLET: cheap, hardly efficient, virtually runs on luck every time

DODGE: dear old dads geriatric express

FIAT: failure in italian automotive technology

FORD: first on race day

GMC: got mechanic coming

HONDA: had one , never did again

HYUNDAI: hope you understand nothing`s drivable and inexpensive

MAZDA: most always zipping dangerously along

PONTIAC: poor old nate thinks it`s a cadillac

TOYOTA: too often yankees overprice this auto

VOLVO: very odd looking vehicular object

JOHN

quote:

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Originally posted by johnmustang:
PONTIAC: poor old nate thinks it`s a cadillac

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Lol, political correct version I see .

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Tim

quote:

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Originally posted by I65Stang:
Lol, political correct version I see .

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I am outspoken ,but, I am not a racist or a mean person

JOHN

Dodge: dead or damned goofed engine

Honda owner = bad case of Hondarrhoids

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Laugh at your problems, everybody else does...

Dwayne

That one came form one of my now EX-Employees, nahh, I wouldn't fire him JUST for that, would I ?????

FIAT Fix It Again Tony

SAAB Sonofa*itchen Asinine Automoble's Broke

Tim

quote:

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Originally posted by mellowyellow:
There's a resort area in Wisc that the Chicago folks gravitate to. We used to go up there to meet girls, get drunk, get arrested for peeing on the sidewalk,-stuff that "boys thinking they're men, do"! Some lakes had Indian names. This one was fondly called
"Lake Pokatwotalot"!!

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In Maine there's a lake called 'Mooselookmeguntic'

taco hell
jack in the crack
stop: spin tires on pavement
mopar: mostly orange paint and rust
chevrolet: cracked heads engine valves rattle oil leaks every time, cheap heavy equipment very rust often leaks eventually trashed
wal-mart: wally world
7-11: sevo
thats all I can think of at the moment

quote:

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Originally posted by gttorinofan:
I'm sure you all remember the Renault LeCarcass!

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I remember the LeCaca. My exwife wanted one in the worst way. Didn't happen.

quote:

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Originally posted by SteveLaRiviere:
I remember the LeCaca. My exwife wanted one in the worst way. Didn't happen.

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Thought of that one myself.

Star Trek fans might know of the author whose name is Myrna Culbreath. Buddy of mine on the old school bus said that if just one letter was changed, it would be:

Cumbreath!

Mean!

But I still laughed my *** off, anyway!

You see I've got none of it left, don't you?

Where is that f*cking Foley!?!

Hey Axel, got a cigarette?

Sorry, my train of thought momentarily jumped the tracks. Or it tried to jump her and she made tracks. Whatever....

Jaquin Anduhar. Walking Underwear.

Ode on a Grecian Urn. Odor to a Greek's Urine.

Episcopalian: Piss on a copulating alien.

From a distance. From a piss stance.

Meaning
Only
Puke
***
Rancid

That's my reaction to anything in sublime green.

quote:

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Originally posted by fordnmerc:
Can't
Help
Envying
Various
Yugos

Thought of that one myself.

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HAHA! I have one that I think I thought up similiar to that.
Can't
Hang
Even
Versus
Yugo

Dave

Appropriate name, I think...

One entry found for cervix.
Main Entry: cer?vix
Pronunciation: 's&r-viks
Function: noun
Inflected Form(s): plural cer?vi?ces /'s&r-v&-"sEz, (")s&r-'vI-(")sEz/; or cer?vix?es
Etymology: Latin cervic-, cervix
Date: 15th century
1 : NECK; especially : the back part of the neck
2 : a constricted portion of an organ* or part; especially : the narrow outer end of the uterus.

{*explains the 5" fart pipes... }

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Max
-1989 Mustang GT
225/50R15 tires :) can someone say WIDE

http://mustangsandmore.50megs.com/Boss302.html

quote:

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Originally posted by SteveLaRiviere:
In Maine there's a lake called 'Mooselookmeguntic'

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MooseLicks!

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David

"Lean on me. I am just another dumb fence post."

Then he went on to play a mucus-like character, in Dragnet:1987.

dumb-da-dumb-dumb

My apologies to all of you devoted PAGANs out there!

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David

"Lean on me. I am just another dumb fence post."

I found out that in the old days, those pennies were used as tokens, in the....houses of ill repute. It was a little....more than 'a penny for your thoughts.'

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David

"Lean on me. I am just another dumb fence post."

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Max
-1989 Mustang GT
225/50R15 tires :) can someone say WIDE

http://mustangsandmore.50megs.com/Boss302.html

So THIS is what you are really doing when you get that funny look on your face~coming up with acronym-meanings for various automotive/restaurant/ect. names.

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Beth

Heat prostration
frustration
prostitution
prosecution

Let's see....what else....

I remember a newspaper classified ad, for a classic Pontiac, that had a typo in it:

For Sale: 1957 Pontiac Starchies

Talk about undercarriage stiffening! No starch in MY drawers, please!!

It was rather mean, but the remake of the movie 'Vanishing Point' has been called 'The Challenger Disaster.'

Boot Camp for well-endowed dumb blondes: Boob Camp.

Sexplorer
Muffstang
C*nt tour
F*ck us
Crown Pricktoria
S-crotch
Wombstar

Damned immature kids anyways.

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Beth