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mellowyellow
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posted 03-09-2002 08:34 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for mellowyellow     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
There are many words, that with a minor change, can be given a different meaning. ie Cadillac becomes a Crapillac, A Nokia phone becomes a Nookia. OK Guys, Grrrls too, if you dare!!

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V8 Thumper
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posted 03-09-2002 10:49 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for V8 Thumper   Click Here to Email V8 Thumper     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Girls / Grrls!

ok, here's one for real...

Mitsubishi / Mitsush!tty

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SteveLaRiviere
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posted 03-11-2002 06:46 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for SteveLaRiviere   Click Here to Email SteveLaRiviere     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Like the dodge Impotent?

When I worked at the mopar dealer, we worked on furrys, lesbians, sapphos, and we called the pickups 'turdwagons.'

At the buick dealership we had chicken hawks, beagles, more lesbians, x bodies, gutlesses, puking ducks, bizarros...

Occasionally, I was assigned to work on Ford Granolas, Large Tin Dinosaurs, hmmm, I don't have many derogatory names for Fords, for some odd reason.

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AKBOSSMAN
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posted 03-11-2002 07:49 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for AKBOSSMAN   Click Here to Email AKBOSSMAN     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Little Seasures Pizza Pizza lol

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My old '71Torino GT
"If your under control then your not going fast enough" Parnelli Jones

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iamblackjack
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posted 03-11-2002 10:07 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for iamblackjack   Click Here to Email iamblackjack     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
How about acronyms

We've all heard that ones for F O R D. It doesn't take a geneous to think of one for Ford.

Mopar: Most Original Parts Already Replaced (I own a '97 Dakota. I've replaced the air filter, battery and the oil. Period.)

Chevrolet: Can Hear Every Valve, Rockerarm, Or Lifter Each Time.

Mitch-a-bitchy
Deawoo...do we need to make fun of that name?

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1trickpony
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posted 03-11-2002 10:44 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for 1trickpony     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
My favorite is one for Budweiser:

Because U Deserve What Every Individual Should Enjoy Regularly

Of course MOPAR = Mostly Old Parts And Rust

Dave

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johnmustang
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posted 03-11-2002 11:12 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for johnmustang   Click Here to Email johnmustang     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Here are a few that were recently in our club news letter:

AUDI: always unsafe designs implemented

BMW: bimbo motor weapon

BUICK: big ugly indestructible car killer

CHEVROLET: cheap, hardly efficient, virtually runs on luck every time

DODGE: dear old dads geriatric express

FIAT: failure in italian automotive technology

FORD: first on race day

GMC: got mechanic coming

HONDA: had one , never did again

HYUNDAI: hope you understand nothing`s drivable and inexpensive

MAZDA: most always zipping dangerously along

PONTIAC: poor old nate thinks it`s a cadillac

TOYOTA: too often yankees overprice this auto

VOLVO: very odd looking vehicular object

JOHN

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I65Stang
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posted 03-11-2002 11:56 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for I65Stang   Click Here to Email I65Stang     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
quote:
Originally posted by johnmustang:
PONTIAC: poor old nate thinks it`s a cadillac

Lol, political correct version I see .

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johnmustang
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posted 03-11-2002 11:58 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for johnmustang   Click Here to Email johnmustang     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
quote:
Originally posted by I65Stang:
Lol, political correct version I see .


I am outspoken ,but, I am not a racist or a mean person

JOHN

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Thud
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posted 03-12-2002 06:59 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Thud     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Chevrolet: cracked heads, every valve rattles, oil leaks every time

Dodge: dead or damned goofed engine

Honda owner = bad case of Hondarrhoids

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Laugh at your problems, everybody else does...

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ccode67
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posted 03-12-2002 07:42 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for ccode67   Click Here to Email ccode67     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
I heard one for Ford that I had never heard before...
F**king
Old
Rebuilt
Dodge

That one came form one of my now EX-Employees, nahh, I wouldn't fire him JUST for that, would I ?????

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mellowyellow
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posted 03-12-2002 08:56 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for mellowyellow     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Grant wheels= Grunt wheels

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cobraii351
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posted 03-15-2002 07:11 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for cobraii351   Click Here to Email cobraii351     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
A few more.

FIAT Fix It Again Tony

SAAB Sonofa*itchen Asinine Automoble's Broke

Tim

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mellowyellow
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posted 03-15-2002 07:28 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for mellowyellow     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
There's a resort area in Wisc that the Chicago folks gravitate to. We used to go up there to meet girls, get drunk, get arrested for peeing on the sidewalk,-stuff that "boys thinking they're men, do"! Some lakes had Indian names. This one was fondly called
"Lake Pokatwotalot"!!

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[email protected]
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posted 03-15-2002 02:28 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for JCQuinn@work   Click Here to Email JCQuinn@work     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
GMC = God's Mechanical Curse

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SteveLaRiviere
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posted 03-15-2002 07:01 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for SteveLaRiviere   Click Here to Email SteveLaRiviere     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
GMC = General Messa Crap
GMC = Gay Mens Club

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SteveLaRiviere
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posted 03-15-2002 07:02 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for SteveLaRiviere   Click Here to Email SteveLaRiviere     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
quote:
Originally posted by mellowyellow:
There's a resort area in Wisc that the Chicago folks gravitate to. We used to go up there to meet girls, get drunk, get arrested for peeing on the sidewalk,-stuff that "boys thinking they're men, do"! Some lakes had Indian names. This one was fondly called
"Lake Pokatwotalot"!!

In Maine there's a lake called 'Mooselookmeguntic'

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gttorinofan
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posted 03-18-2002 11:29 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for gttorinofan   Click Here to Email gttorinofan     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
I'm sure you all remember the Renault LeCarcass!

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thedave66
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posted 03-19-2002 01:16 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for thedave66   Click Here to Email thedave66     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
lessee:

taco hell
jack in the crack
stop: spin tires on pavement
mopar: mostly orange paint and rust
chevrolet: cracked heads engine valves rattle oil leaks every time, cheap heavy equipment very rust often leaks eventually trashed
wal-mart: wally world
7-11: sevo
thats all I can think of at the moment

dave

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SteveLaRiviere
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posted 03-19-2002 08:34 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for SteveLaRiviere   Click Here to Email SteveLaRiviere     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
quote:
Originally posted by gttorinofan:
I'm sure you all remember the Renault LeCarcass!

I remember the LeCaca. My exwife wanted one in the worst way. Didn't happen.

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SteveLaRiviere
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posted 03-19-2002 08:37 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for SteveLaRiviere   Click Here to Email SteveLaRiviere     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
STP = Stop Teenage Pregnancy
STP = Stick Together da Parts

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'72 Mustang Sprint Coupe 351C 4V/FMX/4.30 Trac Lok
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gttorinofan
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posted 03-19-2002 08:50 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for gttorinofan   Click Here to Email gttorinofan     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
quote:
Originally posted by SteveLaRiviere:
I remember the LeCaca. My exwife wanted one in the worst way. Didn't happen.




Isn't the worst way the onlyway anyone would have wanted one those things.

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SteveLaRiviere
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posted 03-19-2002 09:08 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for SteveLaRiviere   Click Here to Email SteveLaRiviere     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
You know it!

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mellowyellow
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posted 03-19-2002 01:05 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for mellowyellow     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Mitsubitchy

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gttorinofan
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posted 03-19-2002 02:05 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for gttorinofan   Click Here to Email gttorinofan     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Rotten Cow (Hot-n-Now)

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fordnmerc
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Can't
Help
Envying
Various
Yugos

Thought of that one myself.

Star Trek fans might know of the author whose name is Myrna Culbreath. Buddy of mine on the old school bus said that if just one letter was changed, it would be:

Cumbreath!

Mean!

But I still laughed my *** off, anyway!

You see I've got none of it left, don't you?

Where is that f*cking Foley!?!

Hey Axel, got a cigarette?

Sorry, my train of thought momentarily jumped the tracks. Or it tried to jump her and she made tracks. Whatever....

Jaquin Anduhar. Walking Underwear.

Ode on a Grecian Urn. Odor to a Greek's Urine.

Episcopalian: Piss on a copulating alien.

From a distance. From a piss stance.

Meaning
Only
Puke
***
Rancid

That's my reaction to anything in sublime green.

Will have to think some more. If you hear the gears grinding....

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1trickpony
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posted 03-21-2002 02:03 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for 1trickpony     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
quote:
Originally posted by fordnmerc:
Can't
Help
Envying
Various
Yugos

Thought of that one myself.


HAHA! I have one that I think I thought up similiar to that.
Can't
Hang
Even
Versus
Yugo

Dave

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SteveLaRiviere
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posted 07-15-2002 05:58 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for SteveLaRiviere   Click Here to Email SteveLaRiviere     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
I thought of one today: the new name for a 'honda cvx' is the 'honda cervix.'

Appropriate name, I think...

One entry found for cervix.
Main Entry: cer?vix
Pronunciation: 's&r-viks
Function: noun
Inflected Form(s): plural cer?vi?ces /'s&r-v&-"sEz, (")s&r-'vI-(")sEz/; or cer?vix?es
Etymology: Latin cervic-, cervix
Date: 15th century
1 : NECK; especially : the back part of the neck
2 : a constricted portion of an organ* or part; especially : the narrow outer end of the uterus.

{*explains the 5" fart pipes... }

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posted 07-15-2002 09:09 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Boss302   Click Here to Email Boss302     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
i always called gmc 'gay mans car'
but they never made cars. lol

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posted 07-15-2002 09:29 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for MLariviere   Click Here to Email MLariviere     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
quote:
Originally posted by SteveLaRiviere:
In Maine there's a lake called 'Mooselookmeguntic'

We also have a lake Nummakuntae!

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posted 07-16-2002 12:41 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for fordnmerc   Click Here to Email fordnmerc     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Well, then there's that cereal: Mueslix.

MooseLicks!

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posted 07-16-2002 12:45 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for fordnmerc   Click Here to Email fordnmerc     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
You've heard the old song that goes:

Pardon me, boy, is this the chat o' nooky chew chew ?

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The lead male star in the movie with Julie Andrews "Sound of Music" hated his part and referred to the song as the "Sound of Mucous"

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Yup, that was Christopher Plummer.

Then he went on to play a mucus-like character, in Dragnet:1987.

dumb-da-dumb-dumb

My apologies to all of you devoted PAGANs out there!

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End of the sexy soap on any given day.....
****inued tomorrow.

Twot you say??? I **** hear you!! Bare *** me again!

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I've been a coin collector since childhood and I have a Large Cent from 1854 that I couldn't figure out for a while. The second 'E' on the reverse, in ONE CENT, was altered into a 'U'.

I found out that in the old days, those pennies were used as tokens, in the....houses of ill repute. It was a little....more than 'a penny for your thoughts.'

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posted 07-16-2002 10:49 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for gttorinofan   Click Here to Email gttorinofan     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
The Pontiac Fireturd

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taco bell-the mexican phone company. haha, thats a lil more than 'slightly' modified

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Max
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225/50R15 tires :) can someone say WIDE

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Olds had the 88 98 and urinate-for just p*ssing around town!

An ad salesman for the Sun Sentinel, years ago, allowed an adult movie ad in the paper-"Love Rites of Uranus"! His *nus got chewed out!!

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WOW~~~we have some awfully creative boys here, don't we?!? Very fun reading, fellas! Keep up the good work!

So THIS is what you are really doing when you get that funny look on your face~coming up with acronym-meanings for various automotive/restaurant/ect. names.

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posted 07-17-2002 04:39 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for fordnmerc   Click Here to Email fordnmerc     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
The Heat is ON:

Heat prostration
frustration
prostitution
prosecution

Let's see....what else....

I remember a newspaper classified ad, for a classic Pontiac, that had a typo in it:

For Sale: 1957 Pontiac Starchies

Talk about undercarriage stiffening! No starch in MY drawers, please!!

It was rather mean, but the remake of the movie 'Vanishing Point' has been called 'The Challenger Disaster.'

Boot Camp for well-endowed dumb blondes: Boob Camp.


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posted 07-17-2002 04:52 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for fordnmerc   Click Here to Email fordnmerc     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
We should all be aware of what the bow tie people call various Fords:

Sexplorer
Muffstang
C*nt tour
F*ck us
Crown Pricktoria
S-crotch
Wombstar

I think they all drive Cumaros

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posted 07-17-2002 05:38 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for BarrysGrrl   Click Here to Email BarrysGrrl     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
The high school I went to had the Mustang as our mascot. The Montabella Mustangs no less. The most popular "other" name for our school was the "Monkeybella Butt-stains".

Damned immature kids anyways.

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