I didn't see the column this is in response to, but thought the Grrls would like it. And, the guys can throw stones at it. Aberdeen is just down the road a piece from Tupelo.____________________________
And from the home office in Aberdeen, Miss., Christina checks in with the ladies' response to last week's offer to turn the tables on the fellas:
1. Men are like ... laxatives: They irritate the (ahem) out of you.
2. Men are like ... bananas: The older they get, the less firm they are.
3. Men are like ... weather: Nothing can be done to change them.
4. Men are like ... blenders: You need one, but you're not quite sure why.
5. Men are like ... chocolate bars: Sweet, smooth, and they usually head right for your hips.
6. Men are like ... commercials: You can't believe a word they say.
7. Men are like ... department stores: Their clothes are always 1/2 off.
8. Men are like ... government bonds: They take soooooooo long to mature.
9. Men are like ... mascara: They usually run at the first sign of emotion.
10. Men are like ... lava lamps: Fun to look at, but not very bright.
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SkinnyMan
Tupelo, MS
Thank you, Thank you very much!
posted 05-02-2006 11:14 PM
