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Ked
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From: Fayetteville, N.C.
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posted 03-22-2006 03:47 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Ked        Reply w/Quote
Three men were sitting together bragging about how they had given their new wives duties.

The first man had married a woman from Iowa, and bragged that he had told his wife she was going to do all the dishes and house cleaning that needed done at their house. He said that it took a couple days but on the third day he came home to a clean house and the dishes were all washed and put away.

The second man had married a woman from Indiana. He bragged that he had given his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes, and the cooking. He told them that the first day he didn't see any results, but the next day it was better. By the third day, his house was clean, the dishes were done, and he had a huge dinner on the table.

The third man had married a girl from North Carolina. He boasted that he told her that her duties were to keep the house cleaned, dishes washed, lawn mowed, laundry washed and hot meals on the table for every meal. He said the first day he didn't see anything, the second day he didn't see anything, but by the third day most of the swelling had gone down and he could see a little out of his left eye, enough to fix himself a bite to eat, load the dishwasher, and telephone a landscaper.

Gotta love those gals from North Carolina....

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capri man
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From: doerun, ga.
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posted 03-22-2006 04:13 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for capri man        Reply w/Quote
i think ms johnnie lou must have some ancesters in nc!!!!

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Dad Vishus
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From: Moscow, Iowa, USA
Registered: Dec 2001

posted 03-22-2006 10:50 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Dad Vishus        Reply w/Quote
So.......

What happens if a grrl from Iowa moves to North Carolina?

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63 Falcon 377 Cleveland stroker Flying Toilet alchohol injection. 6.19 @ 110 MPH 1/8 mile
2002 Ranger FX4 daily driver
2000 F350 PSD Crew cab dually - Like commuting in a B52!!
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SkinnyMan
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From: Tupelo, MS - USA (CA temporarily)
Registered: Jan 2005

posted 03-23-2006 12:06 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for SkinnyMan        Reply w/Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Dad Vishus:
What happens if a grrl from Iowa moves to North Carolina?

He'd be holding a corn cob to one of those swollen eyes.

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SkinnyMan
Tupelo, MS

Thank you, Thank you very much!

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