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TOPDowNMUSTANG
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From: Kennett Square, PA
Registered: Oct 2005

posted 02-24-2006 12:42 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for TOPDowNMUSTANG        Reply w/Quote
A store that sells new husbands has just opened in New York City, where a
woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates. You may visit the store ONLY ONCE!

There are six floors, and the attributes of the men increase as the shopper ascends the flights. There is, however, a catch: you may choose any man from a particular floor, or you may choose to go up a floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building!

So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband. On the first floor the sign on the door reads: Floor 1 - These men have jobs.

The second floor sign reads: Floor 2 - These men have jobs and love kids.

The third floor sign reads: Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love kids, and are extremely good looking.

"Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going. She goes to the fourth floor and the sign reads: Floor 4 - These men have
jobs, love kids, are drop-dead good looking and help with the housework.

"Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it!" Still, she goes to the fifth floor and the sign reads: Floor 5 - These men
have jobs, love kids, are drop-dead gorgeous, help with the housework, and have a strong romantic streak. She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor and the sign reads:

Floor 6 - You are visitor 31,456,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please.

Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store.


A new Wives Store opened across the street.

The first floor has wives that love sex. The second floor has wives that love sex and have money.

The third through sixth floors have never been visited.

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SteveLaRiviere
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posted 02-24-2006 05:10 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for SteveLaRiviere        Reply w/Quote
Pam got me at a factory second store.

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ccode67
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Posts: 3285
From: douglasville,ga,usa
Registered: Mar 2001

posted 02-27-2006 07:39 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for ccode67        Reply w/Quote
quote:
Originally posted by SteveLaRiviere:
Pam got me at a factory second store.



I think it was sale day at the seconds store for me.
And too bad for her "ALL SALES FINAL" she can't even get a store credit.

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