TrishOfStc
Gearhead Posts: 212
From: Riverside, Ca
Registered: Jan 2005
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posted 01-02-2006 04:35 PM
 
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>GREAT TRUTHS THAT LITTLE CHILDREN HAVE LEARNED:
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>1) No matter how hard you try, you can't baptize cats.
>2) When your Mom is mad at your Dad, don't let her brush your hair.
>3) If your sister hits you, don't hit her back. They always catch the
>second person.
>4) Never ask your 3-year old brother to hold a tomato.
>5) You can't trust dogs to watch your food.
>6) Don't sneeze when someone is cutting your hair.
>7) Never hold a Dust-Buster and a cat at the same time.
>8) You can't hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk.
>9) Don't wear polka-dot underwear under white shorts.
>10) The best place to be when you're sad is Grandpa's lap.
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>GREAT TRUTHS THAT ADULTS HAVE LEARNED:
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>1) Raising teenagers is like nailing jelly to a tree.
>2) Wrinkles don't hurt.
>3) Families are like fudge...mostly sweet, with a few nuts.
>4) Today's mighty oak is just yesterday's nut that held its ground.
>5) Laughing is good exercise. It's like jogging on the inside.
>6) Middle age is when you choose your cereal for the fibre, not the toy.
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>GREAT TRUTHS ABOUT GROWING OLD
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>1) Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional.
>2) Forget the health food. I need all the preservatives I can get.
>3) When you fall down, you wonder what else you can do while you're down
>there.
>4) You're getting old when you get the same sensation from a rocking chair
>that you once got from a roller coaster.
>5) It's frustrating when you know all the answers but nobody bothers to ask
>you the questions.
>6) Time may be a great healer, but it's a lousy beautician.
>7) Wisdom comes with age, but sometimes age comes alone.
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>THE FOUR STAGES OF LIFE:
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>1) You believe in Santa Claus.
>2) You don't believe in Santa Claus.
>3) You are Santa Claus.
>4) You look like Santa Claus.
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>SUCCESS:
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>At age 4 success is . . . not peeing in your pants.
>At age 12 success is . . having friends.
>At age 17 success is . . having a drivers license.
>At age 35 success is . . . having money.
>At age 50 success is . . . having money.
>At age 70 success is . . . having a drivers license
>At age 75 success is . . . having friends.
>At age 80 success is . . . not peeing in your pants------------------
Carpenter by day Computer Science Major by Night
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