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TOPDowNMUSTANG
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Posts: 281
From: Kennett Square, PA
Registered: Oct 2005

posted 11-17-2005 10:02 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for TOPDowNMUSTANG        Reply w/Quote
FEMALE PRAYER

Before I lay me down to sleep,
I pray for a man, who's not a creep,
One who's handsome, smart and strong.
One who loves to listen long,
One who thinks before he speaks,
One who'll call, not wait for weeks.
I pray he's gainfully employed,
When I spend his cash, he won't be annoyed.
He pulls out my chair and opens my door,
Massages my back and begs to do more.
Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind,
Who knows what to answer to "how big is my behind?"
I pray that this man will love me to no end,
And always be my very best friend.
Amen.

MALE PRAYER

I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge boobs who owns a liquor store and a bass boat. This doesn't rhyme and I don't give a s***.
Amen

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Formerly ddenton749
'73 Convertible, 351C 2V
'91 LX Convertible 5.0
Member: Valley Forge Mustang Club
"The best things in life are free, but the really kick-a** things cost a fortune."
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Ked
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From: Fayetteville, N.C.
Registered: Jul 99

posted 11-17-2005 10:21 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Ked        Reply w/Quote
Geez.....

Both of those are definately from a fantasy world, right?

TOPDowNMUSTANG
Gearhead

Posts: 281
From: Kennett Square, PA
Registered: Oct 2005

posted 11-17-2005 02:00 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for TOPDowNMUSTANG        Reply w/Quote
You're probably right, ked. I could live without the bass boat.

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Formerly ddenton749
'73 Convertible, 351C 2V
'91 LX Convertible 5.0
Member: Valley Forge Mustang Club
"The best things in life are free, but the really kick-a** things cost a fortune."
My Site

kwazykat
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Posts: 8279
From: ...a wonderful place to be.... orange county... NC!!!! M&M member #92 .... a blue-oval GRRL-deluxe.....
Registered: Jun 99

posted 11-17-2005 07:00 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for kwazykat        Reply w/Quote
quote:
Originally posted by TOPDowNMUSTANG:
....Who knows what to answer to "how big is my behind?"....

heh heh heh
which leads to one of my fave things to type:

she to he "honey, do these jeans make my a$s look fat??"

he to she "no dear, your a$s makes your a$s look fat...."

teeeeeehehehehehehehheeheeehehehhe
bwaaaahahahhahahahahahahahahahhaha

kk

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