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TrishOfStc
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Posts: 212
From: Riverside, Ca
Registered: Jan 2005

posted 10-25-2005 07:35 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for TrishOfStc        Reply w/Quote
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=8335653541

capri man
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From: doerun, ga.
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posted 10-25-2005 09:12 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for capri man        Reply w/Quote
hey i already got a pair of them!!

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ddenton749
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posted 10-26-2005 08:14 AM              Reply w/Quote
I love a great sense of humor. It almost makes me regret losing that 20+ pounds over the last year - they won't fit me anymore.

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kwazykat
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Posts: 8279
From: ...a wonderful place to be.... orange county... NC!!!! M&M member #92 .... a blue-oval GRRL-deluxe.....
Registered: Jun 99

posted 10-26-2005 08:20 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for kwazykat        Reply w/Quote
dang! i could not get it to load.....

waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhh....
i hate to miss a good jolly!!


kk

TrishOfStc
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Posts: 212
From: Riverside, Ca
Registered: Jan 2005

posted 10-26-2005 08:56 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for TrishOfStc        Reply w/Quote
Men's Leather Pants
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You are bidding on a mistake.

We all make mistakes. We date the wrong people for too long. We chew gum with our mouths open. We say inappropriate things in front of grandma.

And we buy leather pants.

I can explain these pants and why they are in my possession. I bought them many, many years ago under the spell of a woman whom I believed to have taste. She suggested I try them on. I did. She said they looked good. I wanted to have a relationship of sorts with her. I?m stupid and prone to impulsive decisions. I bought the pants.

The relationship, probably for better, never materialized. The girl, whose name I can?t even recall, is a distant memory. I think she was short.

Ultimately the pants were placed in the closet where they have remained, unworn, for nearly a decade. I would like to emphasize that: Aside from trying these pants on, they have never, ever been worn. In public or private.

I have not worn these leather pants for the following reasons:

I am not a member of Queen.
I do not like motorcycles.
I am not Rod Stewart.
I am not French.
I do not cruise for transvestites in an expensive sports car.

These were not cheap leather pants. They are Donna Karan leather pants. They?re for men. Brave men, I would think. Perhaps tattooed, pierced men. In fact, I?ll go so far as to say you either have to be very tough, very gay, or very famous to wear these pants and get away with it.

Again, they?re men?s pants, but they?d probably look great on the right lady. Ladies can get away with leather pants much more often than men can. It?s a sad fact that men who own leather pants will have to come to terms with.

They are size 34x34. I am no longer size 34x34, so even were I to suddenly decide I was a famous gay biker I would not be able to wear these pants. These pants are destined for someone else. For reasons unknown - perhaps to keep my options open, in case I wanted to become a pirate - I have shuffled these unworn pants from house to house, closet to closet. Alas, it is now time to part ways so that I may use the extra room for any rhinestone-studded jeans I may purchase in the future.

These pants are in excellent condition. They were never taken on pirate expeditions. They weren?t worn onstage. They didn?t straddle a Harley, or a guy named Harley. They just hung there, sad and ignored, for a few presidencies.

Someone, somewhere, will look great in these pants. I?m hoping that someone is you, or that you can be suckered into buying them by a girl you?re trying to bed.

Please buy these leather pants.

Question & Answer Answered On


Q: I'm confused, is Donna Karan a rock star or a transvestite?
Sep-23-05
A: It's a very fine line, really.




Q: I have a friend that emails these types of auctions to me for a good laugh and I must admit, yours is the best I have seen in a long time. Your wording...more
Sep-23-05
A: I used to write commercials, but they're hard to make funny because the people who make the final decisions are idiots. But maybe you'll like Banterist.com...more




Q: LOL. I once knew a guy who actually wore leather pants, loved them, and was very popular with them. That was 15 years ago...he was Italian...and my uncle's...more
Sep-23-05
A: Italy shares France's reputation for adultery, leather pants, and aggressiveness to women. Except for your uncle's boyfriend, of course.




Q: Love the pants but . . . I wonder, how many thongs do you think could be made from them? Fruitcreek.
Sep-23-05
A: For Americans? 15. French? 45.




Q: Are these pants worthy of cruising for transvestites while in my Maserati? I just got one and need an outfit that would go with my new car.
Sep-22-05
A: I think leather pants would accent that mid-life crisis quite nicely.


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68 Coop
Gearhead

Posts: 5847
From: Mesquite, NV. 89027
Registered: Oct 2004

posted 10-31-2005 06:28 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for 68 Coop        Reply w/Quote

kwazykat
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Posts: 8279
From: ...a wonderful place to be.... orange county... NC!!!! M&M member #92 .... a blue-oval GRRL-deluxe.....
Registered: Jun 99

posted 11-02-2005 06:56 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for kwazykat        Reply w/Quote
oh yah.... thats danged amusing!

i love folks with a rich sense of humour!

heh heh heh


kk

SteveLaRiviere
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Posts: 48752
From: Saco, Maine
Registered: May 99

posted 11-02-2005 07:02 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for SteveLaRiviere        Reply w/Quote
Some metrosexual will buy them.

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stc65coupe351w
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Posts: 680
From: Moreno Valley/29 Palms, California
Registered: Sep 2004

posted 11-02-2005 10:47 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for stc65coupe351w        Reply w/Quote
Isn't the Metro made in Japan??

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SteveLaRiviere
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posted 11-03-2005 06:23 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for SteveLaRiviere        Reply w/Quote
Sounds right.

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