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kwazykat
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posted 04-15-2005 10:45 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for kwazykat   Click Here to Email kwazykat     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Sunday's sermon was: "Forgive Your Enemies".

Toward the end of the service, the Minister asked, "How many of you have forgiven your enemies?"

80% held up their hands.

The Minister then repeated his question. All responded this time, except one small elderly lady.

"Mrs. Jones? Are you not willing to forgive your enemies?"

I don't have any." She replied, smiling sweetly.

Mrs. Jones, that is very unusual. How old are you?"

"Ninety-eight." she replied.

"Oh Mrs. Jones, would you please come down in front & tell us all how a person can live ninety-eight years & not have an enemy in the world?"

The little sweetheart of a lady tottered down the aisle, faced the congregation, and said: "I outlived the bitches."


teeehehehehheheheeeeheheeeee
may we all be so lucky!!! hahahahhaaa
kk

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ccode67
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posted 04-15-2005 12:42 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for ccode67   Click Here to Email ccode67     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
My grandmother will be 99 in July, I can just see her saying that.

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Ked
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posted 04-15-2005 05:05 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Ked   Click Here to Email Ked     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Love it!!!

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stc65coupe351w
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posted 04-15-2005 08:04 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for stc65coupe351w   Click Here to Email stc65coupe351w     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Have had a few of those in my family

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