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TrishOfStc
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posted 03-30-2005 05:28 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for TrishOfStc   Click Here to Email TrishOfStc     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
One Flaw in Women

By the time the Lord made woman,

He was into his sixth day of working overtime.

An angel appeared and said,

"Why are you spending so much time on this one?"

And the Lord answered, "Have you seen my spec sheet on her?

She has to be completely washable, but not plastic,

have over 200 movable parts, all replaceable

and able to run on diet coke and leftovers,

have a lap that can hold four children at one time,

have a kiss that can cure anything from a scraped knee to a broken heart

-and she will do everything with only two hands."

The angel was astounded at the requirements.

"Only two hands!? No way!

And that's just on the standard model?

That's too much work for one day.

Wait until tomorrow to finish."

But I won't," the Lord protested.

"I am so close to finishing this creation that is so close to my own heart.

She already heals herself when she is sick

AND can work 18 hour days."

The angel moved closer and touched the woman.

"But you have made her so soft, Lord."

"She is soft," the Lord agreed,

"but I have also made her tough.

You have no idea what she can endure or accomplish."

"Will she be able to think?", asked the angel.

The Lord replied,

"Not only will she be able to think,

she will be able to reason and negotiate."

The angel then noticed something,

and reaching out, touched the woman's cheek.

"Oops, it looks like you have a leak in this model.

I told you that you were trying to put too much into this one."

¡¦That's not a leak," the Lord corrected,
"that's a tear!"

"What's the tear for?" the angel asked.

The Lord said, "The tear is her way of expressing her joy,

her sorrow, her pain, her disappointment, her love,

her loneliness, her grief and her pride."

The angel was impressed.

"You are a genius, Lord.

You thought of everything!

Woman is truly amazing."

And she is!

Women have strengths that amaze men.

They bear hardships and they carry burdens, but they hold happiness, love and joy.

They smile when they want to scream.

They sing when they want to cry.

They cry when they are happy and laugh when they are nervous.

They fight for what they believe in.

They stand up to injustice.

They don't take "no" for an answer when they believe there is a better solution.

They go without so their family can have.

They go to the doctor with a frightened friend.

They love unconditionally.

They cry when their children excel and cheer when their friends get awards.

They are happy when they hear about a birth or a wedding.

Their hearts break when a friend dies.

They grieve at the loss of a family member, yet they are strong when they think there is no strength left.

They know that a hug and a kiss can heal a broken heart.

Women come in all shapes, sizes and colors.

They'll drive, fly, walk, run or e-mail you to show how much they care about you.

The heart of a woman is what makes the world keep turning.

They bring joy, hope and love.

They have compassion and ideals.

They give moral support to their family and friends.

Women have vital things to say and everything to give.

HOWEVER, IF THERE IS ONE FLAW IN WOMEN,

IT IS THAT THEY FORGET THEIR WORTH.

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Fastback68
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posted 03-30-2005 08:48 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Fastback68   Click Here to Email Fastback68     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
So at least half the population of the world are amazing people

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N266fords
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posted 03-30-2005 09:03 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for N266fords   Click Here to Email N266fords     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
bravo

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TrishOfStc
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posted 03-31-2005 09:04 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for TrishOfStc   Click Here to Email TrishOfStc     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Yep, so it would seem.

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Fastback68
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posted 03-31-2005 11:54 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Fastback68   Click Here to Email Fastback68     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Can you do the same thing for men? C'mon, pretty please!!!

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SteveLaRiviere
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posted 03-31-2005 12:04 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for SteveLaRiviere   Click Here to Email SteveLaRiviere     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
I can!

We make lots of money.
We die early.

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whiteknight289
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posted 03-31-2005 04:34 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for whiteknight289   Click Here to Email whiteknight289     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
When it comes to women, I only have two flaws...
Everything I say,
and Everything I do.

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stc65coupe351w
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posted 03-31-2005 08:17 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for stc65coupe351w   Click Here to Email stc65coupe351w     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
quote:
Originally posted by whiteknight289:
When it comes to women, I only have two flaws...
Everything I say,
and Everything I do.

Are we related?

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TrishOfStc
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posted 03-31-2005 08:42 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for TrishOfStc   Click Here to Email TrishOfStc     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
quote:
Originally posted by stc65coupe351w:
Are we related?


Hummm!!!!!!!
Maybe it's time to rethink what you say and do!

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TrishOfStc
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posted 03-31-2005 08:45 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for TrishOfStc   Click Here to Email TrishOfStc     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
quote:
Originally posted by SteveLaRiviere:
I can!

We make lots of money.



Uhhh, money making doesn't seem to be much of a gender issue as of late. There are some women that make lots of money, even to the point that they are the main bacon maker in the family. At both ends. EWG

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Fastback68
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posted 03-31-2005 08:52 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Fastback68   Click Here to Email Fastback68     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
I wish my woman could make bacon at both ends

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RancheroSandraGayle
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posted 04-14-2005 03:21 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for RancheroSandraGayle   Click Here to Email RancheroSandraGayle     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
I'll give you proof of the strength of a woman. I'm a soldier currently in Iraq, and i work for one of those units that do a lot of secret squirril stuff. So I go for long periods of time without being able to contact family. And as you all know it ain't a picnic over here. But the strength is in my Mother who knows that her only child may never come home to wait pateintly for my email or the very rare occasion that I can call her. That is the stength of a woman. To be able to let their men go with the knowledge that they may not come back.

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SteveLaRiviere
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posted 04-14-2005 05:25 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for SteveLaRiviere   Click Here to Email SteveLaRiviere     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
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Originally posted by RancheroSandraGayle:
I'll give you proof of the strength of a woman. I'm a soldier currently in Iraq, and i work for one of those units that do a lot of secret squirril stuff. So I go for long periods of time without being able to contact family. And as you all know it ain't a picnic over here. But the strength is in my Mother who knows that her only child may never come home to wait pateintly for my email or the very rare occasion that I can call her. That is the stength of a woman. To be able to let their men go with the knowledge that they may not come back.

Sounds like you are a special woman, too. Thank you for your service to our country.

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