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Topic: The Gallery
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TrishOfStc
Journeyman Posts: 79
From: Riverside, Ca
Registered: Jan 2005
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posted 03-23-2005 10:56 PM
   
A couple attending an art exhibition at the National Gallery were staring at a portrait that had them completely confused.
The painting depicted three very black and totally naked men sitting on a park bench.
Two of the figures had black penises, but the one in the middle had a pink penis.
The curator of the gallery realized that they were having trouble interpreting the painting and offered his assessment.
He went on for nearly half an hour explaining how it depicted the sexual emasculation of African Americans in a predominately white, patriarchal society..
"In fact," he pointed out, "some serious critics believe that the pink penis also reflects the cultural and sociological oppression experienced by gay men in contemporary society."
After the curator left, a young man in a Kentucky T-shirt approached the couple and said, "Would you like to know what the painting is really about?"
"Now why would you claim to be more of an expert than the curator of the gallery?" asked the couple.
"Because I'm the guy who painted it," he replied. "In fact, there are no African Americans depicted at all.
They're just three Kentucky coal miners, and the guy in the middle went home for lunch. ------------------
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Moneymaker
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posted 03-24-2005 06:34 PM
LOL  ------------------
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kwazykat
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posted 03-25-2005 09:09 AM
heh heh heh hehthats danged funny!!!  kk
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F570rd
Journeyman Posts: 68
From: mpls.mn.hennipin
Registered: Oct 2004
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posted 04-15-2005 10:09 AM
I don't care who ya are ,that is damn funny.
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Ked
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posted 04-15-2005 05:07 PM
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